My Legally Adult Boyfriend

Chapter 7: Hangover from Hell and Date Night

I woke up with sunlight streaming into my room and I let out a shriek. I closed my eyes and groped around for the nearest Ray Bans that I can find. I slip it on and ran my fingers through my unruly hair that looked like squirrels were square dancing in it all night. I changed into a random random hoodie and a pair of sweatpants. I slip on my fluffy bunny slippers and trudged to the kitchen.

"GOOD MORNING!" Isabel bellowed.

I groaned and coved my poor ears. "Please, not so loud." I hissed.

"Ooh, Cee's having a hangover." Carter mused.

"Thank you, Captain Obvious."

"You're very much welcome Lt. Sarcasm." He grinned.

"Here, here. A Gatorade, drink it, you'll feel better. Go take a shower too. Trust me, it helps." said Isabel.

"How would you know?" I asked. "You've never had a hangover before."

"But I cured hangovers before."

"Fine." I drowned the bottle of Gatorade and went back to my room to take a shower.

I slipped on some ripped denim shorts and a white button down blouse. I combed my hair and stabbed my ears with a pair of hoop earrings. I slipped on a pair of brown wedges before applying lip gloss, mascara and some blush.

"Here, have some Bloody Mary." Isabel handed me the drink.

"I'm having a hangover and your giving me more alcohol?" I asked incredulously.

"It works." Carter piped in. "I once drank it by accident when I had a hangover and- BAM!- Buh-bye hangover. Okay, maybe not instantly... Ah, you get what I mean."

I eyed the drink cautiously.

"It's not gonna bite." Isabel sighed. "Take it." She demanded.

I huffed and took the drink. I eyed it one last time before drinking the whole thing.

"Mmmnn, delish." I complimented, licking my lips.

"Where's Aidan and Jordan?" I asked.

"After cleaning the house, Aidan took Jordan home. The guy was wasted. It was hilarious." Carter laughed before exiting the kitchen.

"How about Summer?"

"Oh, I drove her home this morning."

I nodded.

"Speaking of Aidan... You're date is today!" Isabel squealed.

I choked on the drink. "Really?"

"Yes, retard. You're the date, how can you forget?"

"Oh shit."

"Must be the hangover." Izzy murmured.

"What time is it?" I asked.

"1.30PM."

"Fuck."

"I know. We'll start in three. Right now, we need to go to the spa."

"No, Isabel, please, have some mercy." I pleaded.

She just smiled evilly, rubbing her hands together before bursting into maniacal laughs.

I gulped.

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I dragged my feet to my room, wincing in every step. I prayed to God why I deserved this and then cursed Isabel after that. The bitch got me waxed and it hurts like a motherforklift bitch. I swear if the lady pulled any harder, I would've lost my clitoris. Not kidding there.

"Okay, we'll take a five minutes break and we'll get started." Isabel said, plopping down on my bed.

"What time is it now?"

"3.45, we're behind schedule."

I groaned. "Behind schedule? The date is seven!"

"Exactly. You need to look perfect."

I sighed and laid down on my bed, feeling sorry for myself.

"Self-pity is not good." Izzy commented.

[3 hours and 15 minutes later (in Squidward's voice)]

"Done!" Isabel proclaimed gleefully.

"Finally!" I exclaimed flinging my arms up in the air. I looked at the mirror. The make-up was nothing special since Izzy always kept it light but I must say, my hair and the dress looks phenomenal. On me, of course.

The doorbell rang and I heard Carter letting Aidan in the house.

Isabel slapped her hands on my shoulders and looked at me in the eye. "Okay, Cee. Time to shine. Make momma proud."

I rolled my eyes. "You're always so dramatic."

"Am not! That's your role!" Isabel argued.

"What was that supposed to mean?"

"Nothing... Just get down there."

I narrowed my eyes at her, snatched my wristlet and went downstairs.

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Author's Note: I know it's short. I've had a bad case of writer's block therefore, the chapter sucks. I've also been very busy since its Christmas and I wanna make sure I have surpassed my goal of 30 presents. (I wish) Anyway...

MERRY CHRISTMAS! HO HO HO.

Song of the day: Carol of the Bells cover by Libera.

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