All of a sudden..one day, humanity received a grim reminder.....
That Cat was pregnant
YES, CAT WAS PREGNANT
While giving birth to Gordon Ramsey he said "I AM FEELING A HUGE PAIN AND I'M NOT PEEING THIS IS LABOR YOU HUMANS"
As Mat starts screaming in I'm gonna be a grandparent Jarhead starts screaming in CBT
At last the new/not so new Human was born
Cat started saying "Doctor I finished Peeing"
The doctor gave up on life and just said "Stay at the hospital for a bit then you get to go home"
Mat said "OMG I'M A GRANDPARENT!!"
Jarhead said "Damn Wafer gonna be the ultimate grandma"
As time went by Jon and Barney decided to go out
AS JON STARED INTO BARNEY'S EYES WONDERING WHAT WAS GOING ON IN BARNEY'S MIND ALL BROUGHT TO ONE CONCLUSION
Barney was thinking of something like this
Jon asked "What's going on in your mind?"
Barney panicked and said *Jawsh rawer poarfh*
Jon said "How sweet"
As at home wasn't so well.....by that the house is on fire
As the house lit up in flames the amberlamps didn't arrive
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Jney: The Fantasy
FantasyFor my friends Started: October 21st (In notes) Finished: November 10th Published: November 11th