Jney: The Fantasy

[Part 12]

Everyone has decided that Jon and Barney would've gotten remarried

So they planned a romantic place tricking Jon into believing Barney was Ronald McDonald

Jon went to the place and saw Barney sand asked Barney where Ronald McDonald was and Barney said "Ronald McDonald isn't here"

Jon was shocked as Cat yelled in the back "I'M PEEING RIGHT NOW!!!" Leaving a puddle of piss next to Mat,Jared,and Wafer

BARNEY GOT DOWN ON ONE KNEE AND ASKED JON *Hwhwhwhaaq nekwjao?*

Jon said "Yes you abomination*

Everyone in the bushes starting screaming of joy

Jon was like "Can I have a moment please?" And Cat said "NO I DESERVE TO PEE IN THIS MOMENT"

Mat said "C'mon we got a wedding to prepare in months"

Wafer said "Indeed as we shall prepare the latest dish!"

Jarhead asked what the dish was and Wafer said "Mondo butter with pancakes"

Wafer created the most wonderful thing ever

"Behold! The Junko cake with Mondo butter!!"

Mat looks was so uhh pleasing and said "Put the cake on the counter over there and write 'Happy Birthday Jon'"

Cat called Jon in the room because I have no idea what we're doing

Jon looked at the cake and said "It's November 7th you dumbo my birthday was months ago"

Jarhead said "It was only a couple of months ago"

Jon said "So what?"

Mat said "Just eat it b*tch"