Jney: The Fantasy

[Part 13]

Eren asks how Jon created him

Jon sat him down with tape because this bish was uncontrollable

And then said "You're adopted"

Eren cried like a bish and then Armin then asked how Jon met Barney

Jon started "Well we met at the park"

"And then I talked to Barney about transformer and asked if they had watched the bumblebee movie more than 3 times"

"Turns out they didn't really watch all 3 times probably once and bop interested"

Mat walks around the corner suddenly saying "That's not how you met, I was there, I remember"

Jon said "Then say it yourself, how did we meet?"

Mat then said "I took you to Starbucks for drinks, and i was ordering my drinks then you saw Barney, and went to get their number"

Jon said "NO THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED"

Mat said "YES THAT'S IT"

Cat came out with Jarhead and said "CORRECT!"

Jon said "NO NO NO...erm fine that's probably what actually happened"

Barney said *Jejsjhwahwjw eaerre*

Jon said "Hello you abomination"

Cat simply peed on their floor and Jarhead went to make a cup of tea