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Later, the Merc make the pyro drop the head*

"PYRO DON'T DO THAT AGAIN YE IDIOT!"

MMPH!" *Pyro pick it up again but the soldier grab the rotten head and toss it away*

"NO YOU DON'T MAGGOT IT SMELL LIKE HEAVY ARMPIT AND HIS DUMB BALD HEADED BRAIN, WHICH I DON'T WANT TO SMELL IT FROM THAT SMELLY COMMUNIST ASS!"

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL HEAVY!?" *Heavy interrupt*

"AW AM I TOO VIOLENCE FOR YOU CUPCA-" *heavy punch soldier in the face knocking the disguise mask off his face* "HEY! "
*soldier quickly put it back on and tackle heavy with a bunch of random inkling came to watch the fight as the translater translate the inkling language when they talk*

???: The orange hair inkling girl see the fight*squid gibberish: "ehh what is going on over there blue?"
??:" Idk but should we stop them or-"

*Soldier get thrown toward the blue hair male inkling*

???: "Blue!?"

"NEVER MESS WITH HEAVY..." WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT HEAVY?" *Heavy ask the crowd*

Inkling #1:" why are you guys fighting?"

inkling #2: "WHAT IS THAT?!"

Soldier: "OW MY HEAD! '* mask get knock out again*" WHAT?"
"Solly your mask!" *Engie shout*

"OH... WELP I NEED TO GO! "*Solider rocket jump away with his rocket jumper as he crowd chase after him when they want a closer look*

Blue: "Ow Ow what just happen??"

"OI IS THAT LADS A PART OF BLU TEAM?! "
*Demo pull out splat roller (eyelander)* Blue: "Oh... CARP"

"Wait demo No!" *Spy pull demo back*
This is not an enemy it an Innocent civilization here.
"OI I MUST BE DRUNK.... I NEED A DRINK"*demo walk away from the crowd to the apartment*

???: "Blue are you Alright?" *The orange "hair" inkling girl pick him up*
Blue: "orange I'm alright just a bit of scratch.."
"Wait orange and blue?" *Engie question*

Blue: "yeah.. and who is that drunk inkling we saw earlier?"

Orange:" and who is that tall person with bucket on his head?"
"Well mate that's demo and sold-" *sniper get slap by spy* Don't

"Bloody Hell Mate!?"

"Anyway let go guys" *the scout run back to the apartment

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