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Orange: "So you're that Buckethead guy and what type of Squid are you?"

Blue: "uh orange I think that creature look like those skel- Wait a Sec!"

Orange: "those skeleton? ....wait....."

Miki:" uhh orange, blue please don't tell them or else.... well idk maybe they're going to-"

Cyan:" be famous or what or being send to those?"

Soldier: "LIKE WHAT? "

orange: "wait.. they can understand us?"
Soldier:" WELL I HAVE THIS THING ON MY EAR THAT THE ENGINEER MADE FOR ME"

*spy facepalm*" Dammit soldier"
Orange start to inspect the other Merc in disguise*
Orange: "hmmmm maybe you're one of his ki-" *the moment orange start to reach for the mask(THUNK!) but she get knock out by soldier with a shovel*

Blue:" ORANG-" (THUNK!) *blue get knock out by soldier with a shovel*

Cyan: "Soldier!?! What Are you Doing!?"

Solider: "WHAT? I WON'T LET THAT LITTLE HIPPIES TAKING IT OFF BUT HEY THOSE TWO WERE KNOCK OUT SO WE ARE SAFE."

engie: "anyway" *engie put the mask back on soldier face* "what should we do with those two?"
Soldier:" DO WE BURIED THEM?"
Violet:" I'll just watch o-over them..."

Miki: "pfft good luck vio they could've mistaken you as an enemy octoling the moment they got up"
Cyan:" guys I'll look after them, just get those guys hidden from the other okay?"

Miki: "meh sure lime squid maybe cya soon "*Miki and violet walk out with the Merc*

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