Starstruck [H.S.]

Cod Sperm

Harry's home in LA was beautiful. I'd always thought so.

Right now it was the epitome of chaos. People running around frantically. I don't know how many times Lou tripped over Tofu before she finally asked me if she could let him outside. Evelyn, Elizabeth, and Emma were sitting in the guest bedroom where Harry's team was working on getting me ready. I was beyond nervous.

"Should you stick pantyliners in the armpits of the dress?" I asked Harry Lambert.

He looked over at me. "Love why the fuck would I do that?"

"Because I'm a nervous sweaty ass mess!"

He starts laughing. "You'll be fine. I'm going to check on H."

Everyone is running back and forth between the two rooms. Lou comes back in to remove the curlers from my hair. She hands me two gummy candies.

I raise an eyebrow at her.

"There from Haz. He wants you to chill out. He said everything will be fine."

How is eating gummy candy going to make me relax? I pop them in my mouth and start to chew. My eyes go wide. Oh my god. As soon as the taste hits my tongue I know what these are.

"Weed candy? Is he serious? He wants me to go to the Grammy's high?" I whisper yell at Lou.

She is grinning at me. "You'll be fine. They're only 10mg each."

I take a deep breath and try to relax. Lou finishes my hair and starts on my makeup.

Jenny works on my nails while Lou beats my face.

By the time everyone is done with me I don't recognize myself. 

Harry Lambert comes back into the room and shoes everyone out. He puts me in some kind of corset contraption, after he pulls something up my legs to settle around my stomach. Shapeware. Then he helps me slip on the shoes that have been custom made for me.

I fucking love them. I'm not a heels girl. Never have been never will be. The stylist said he sensed this about me so he had Gucci design a pair of Converse High tops just for me. They covered in crystals in glitter, black, and sparkly and fucking fabulous. In gold and silver writing it on the side of each shoe are the words. Cod Sperm. I adore them. He slips the dress over my body and pulls up the zipper. Then hands me a clutch.

The train on this dress is ridiculous.

He helps me put on my jewelry from Harry, and then puts diamond studs in all the holes in my ears. Except for the first two. Those he puts in the earrings Harry bought me for my birthday.

My nails have been painted black, silver, and gold. The middle nail on each hand is black with fine line written in silver ink. On each of my thumb nails is the grammy award in gold.

The dress Harry Lambert brought to me is stunning. Designed by Gucci. It's black with a lace fitted bodice, that's mermaid cut at the bottom and goes out into the longest train I have ever seen.

Lou has swept my long hair over my left shoulder in long spiral curls and waves, and done my makeup with smokey eyes and a dramatic wing.

The clutch I'm using contains my phone, tissues, a pen, and the nude lip stick Lou used on my mouth.

I turn around and look at my daughters.

Evelyn smiles up at me. "You look like a princess mommy."

Elizabeth shakes her head. "No EvieBug. She looks like a queen."

Emma starts clapping. "Yes bitch."

"Stop you'll make me cry."  

"You are beautiful."   Harry Lambert beams at me. "And your ass looks fantastic!"