Credit to the people who created these quotes/ hc's
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Hinata: what are you doing?
Kags: * cuddling hinata's arms* Hiding
Hinata: you mean hugging?
Kags: did I stutter?
Kags:....now shut up and put your arms around me
Akaashi: * sleeping on the couch*
*Front door opens*
Bokuto: aKAASHIIIDHIHFIEHGHEG
Akaashi: * still half asleep* what
Bokuto: I caught a bird!
Akaashi: that's nice
Akaashi: wAIT PUT IT BACK
Kuroo: I'M TO HOT! * points to Kenma*
Kuroo: :D
Kuroo: :D
Kuroo: :D
Kenma: * sigs* hot damn
Kuroo:CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN
*captains sleeping in the same room during training camp*
Daichi: Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite
Kuroo and Bokuto: tonight imma fight till we see the sunrise tik tok on the clock and the party don't stop no-
Daichi: *Smacks them with a pillow*
Coach nekomata: Kenma, if you have 10 video games, and give three to Kuroo, how many do you have left?
Kenma: 10 and a dead body
Oikawa: I personally find Hinata adorable and small, and very easy to pick up!
Hinata: * trying to get out of kawa's grasp* jUST BECAUSE IM SHORT DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF MY HEIGHT!
Oikawa: awwww how adorable!
Iwaizumi: 'kawa! Get down from there!
Oikawa: * in a tree* NO!
Iwa: I'll call the police!
Oikawa: Go ahead! I'll fight them!
Iwa: I have cookies
Oikawa: * gets down from the tree* i totally would have fought them
Iwa: I know you would have
Suga: * sees tsukishima and yams holding hands* So who finally confessed?
Tsukishima: * with a smug smile* It was me. I made it short and sweet.
Yams: Tsuki, you yelled" listen here you little shit, I have feelings and it's time you acknowledged them"....from the roof
Tsukishima: It worked though
Daichi: How did the two of you get together?
Kags: well, we hated each other and fought everyday. Since we had the same group of friends, avoiding each other wasn't a good option.
Hinata: Those " friends" had an amazing idea to get us to get along.
Daichi: what was that idea?
Kags and hinata: Handcuffs
Oikawa: What do you see when you look at me?
Iwa: It's usually a mix of I want to rail or want to punch you
Nishinoya: * stubs his toe* SHIT!
Asahi: * stops drinking coffee* * puts a dollar in the swear jar* * continues*
Nishinoya: * Takes a random can out of the trash* Judging by what you did last night, you need to put a dollar in the sin tin
Asahi: * Chokes*
Kiyoko: I have very high standards, I'd never date anyone clu-
Yachi: * trips and falls into the gym* aw shoot, Hi guys!
Kiyoko: I want that one
Suga: Asahi gave me a whole bunch of kisses today!
Daichi: HE WHAT?!
Suga: Yeah! * pulls out bag of hershey kisses* he gave me a whole bag of them!
