calum: yo yo yo
luke: since when do u say yo
calum: since now thanks 4 asking
ashton: my dick hurts
michael: ur getting ur period
luke: awh ashtons becoming a man !
ashton: ur like 5 luke
luke: im young but im ready
calum: ready 4 what
luke: u kno what
calum: no i dont
luke: yes u do
calum: no
luke: yes
michael: luke is ready 4 his anus to be pounded on
luke: that sounds weird
michael: thats what u want tho
ashton: my dick still hurts tho
calum: want me to come relief it 4 u ;)
ashton: relief what i dont have a boner
calum: u will soon
ashton: um no?
michael: im eating
luke: im peeing
michael: cool
calum: omw ashton
(A/N) i wrote this in two minutes while peeing i hope u enjoyed