my dick hurts

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calum: yo yo yo

luke: since when do u say yo

calum: since now thanks 4 asking

ashton: my dick hurts

michael: ur getting ur period

luke: awh ashtons becoming a man !

ashton: ur like 5 luke

luke: im young but im ready

calum: ready 4 what

luke: u kno what

calum: no i dont

luke: yes u do

calum: no

luke: yes

michael: luke is ready 4 his anus to be pounded on

luke: that sounds weird

michael: thats what u want tho

ashton: my dick still hurts tho

calum: want me to come relief it 4 u ;)

ashton: relief what i dont have a boner

calum: u will soon

ashton: um no?

michael: im eating

luke: im peeing

michael: cool

calum: omw ashton

(A/N) i wrote this in two minutes while peeing i hope u enjoyed

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