"Cuz it's meh."
Hajime sighed. If anything, Akiyo was stubborn as fuck.
"By the way how's it going with Toyomitsu-san?" He asked as they took the two boxes of donuts out, Hajime holding the door for her.
"Okay I guess? We haven't seen each other in a while. He works pretty weird hours."
"Why don't you just give him a key to your apartment?"
"I did, but he texted saying he didn't want to bother me if it was really late. I don't think he's too keen on sex either."
Hajime deadpanned. He had to third wheel them a couple times. Toyomitsu Taishiro looks at her like she's a hunk of meat, and is obviously constantly on edge. He literally wants her so bad. But she's incredibly dense when it involves her.
"Then why don't you ask him to just come over?"
The bell on the door rang, and they both looked up.
"Ask who?"
"Tsukauchi-san," Hajime said. Tsukauchi nodded.
"I'm on break, so I can stay longer. Can I get a lemonade? I've been cooped up in the car all day."
"Rough case?" Akiyo asked, setting down the boxes, then his special Oreo donut. Tsukauchi picked it up and took a big munch out of it.
"Yeah. What about asking?"
"Oh. Hajime thought I should ask Taishiro to come over."
"Wait what? He said you gave him a key."
He left out the part where Fatgum went on to talk about how he definitely couldn't control himself around her and she was seriously going to drive him crazy and all that stuff.
"Have you guys had sex yet?" Tsukauchi asked, nodding in thanks to Hajime as he swallowed.
"No."
Tsukauchi barely avoided choking.
"What? Seriously?" He asked.
"Yeah."
"Wait what?" Hajime asked.
"Did you guys think we'd already fucked? It hasn't even been half a year."
"You guys got together in December right?" Tsukauchi asked, ever the investigator.
"Yeah."
"It's mid March. And you're both healthy young adults. Who get horny," Tsukauchi said, exasperated remembering the time when Taishiro came into the shop at the same time as him. He literally gave her a peck on the lips, a kiss on the cheek, and held her hands. She had to pull away from him to avoid making out in front of other people.
Apparently they didn't have sex that day even though he stayed the night.
"How far have you guys gone?"
Akiyo sighed.
"We've dome I guess highly sexual cuddling? We kiss a lot when we see each other. It feels good."
"I do not need to know your kinks," Hajime said. Akiyo rolled her eyes.
"Why didn't you guys have sex yet? You not cool with it?" Tsukauchi asked casually.
"I'd be cool with having sex, but I don't want him to get tired."
"Huh?"
"I don't know, my libido might be strong as fuck," she said.
"Oh true, your quirk heightens your bodily functions and stuff," Tsukauchi said.
"And he always has work the next day."
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Kal El (Boku no Hero Academia)
FanfictionReborn with the most cliché superpower, without weakness. Enhanced strength, flight, laser eyes, freeze breath, flame breath, extreme durability and high speed analysis. She is, essentially, the perfect superhero. But the thing is, she isn't interes...