The IllumiNAUGHTY →Atoolred Snape & Lord Farquaad ←

Act I Scene I

The smell of fried chicken filled the air as the three hot men walk their way into Kwikki Chikki. Well, two of them were walking, the hottest of the three, Atoolred, was stancing into the vicinity.

All the women wanted them and all the men wanted to be them.

"Are they Abercrombie models?" they all thought. A few modeling agents approached their table in the restaurant and begged for them to let the agents sign them, but they simply pulled out a knife and threatened to shank them.

As the agents walked solemnly away, a waiter with the name tag 'PJ' placed a big boy bucket of fried chicken onto the table.

"We didn't order this." a wizard named Snape hissed at the waiter causing him to cower in fear.

"C-compliments of the man at the bar." he stuttered out with wide eyes.

The three similar looking men all turned their eyes to where the bar was and all of their hearts stopped at the sight of him. The man tipped his fedora and seductively smiled at the trio.

They took the moment to access the sin they have paid for, meaning the hot guy.

He was about 6'4 which reminded Snape of his favorite student, Neville Longbooty.

He was bald under that fedora which reminded the second man, Atoolred, of his beloved instrument the Hairmonica.

Finally, he was muscular which reminded the third and shortest man, Lord Farquaad, of his first love, Fiona.

He then stood from his spot at the bar and started walking his way towards the men's table. The men started to put extra lipstick, hair spray, etc. on and just as they thought that he was going to say something, he giggled and skipped his hot body out of the restaurant.

They were all at a lose for words and as Atoolred was about to burst into tears, the waiter, PJ, came to them and turned to bucket towards their teary eyes so that they could see writing on the bucket of chicken. It read:

Bob 'Big D' Duncan
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