If you're wondering, they hopped on that band wagon immediately.
Snape snapped open his flip phone as quick as he could while Farquaad tried to run and catch up with him.
"Damn this track phone!" Snape said in his Posh Spice as he slammed it on the table. He then whipped out his wand and waved it while muttering the magic words and it turned into a Nintendo GameCube.
While Snape started to look Bob 'Big D' Duncan, Lord Farquaad ran back into Kwikki Chikki with sweat rolling down his face.
"My wittle wegs are too smaww," Lord Farquaad cutely said in his baby voice. He cleared his throat and continued. "I mean, he was too fast! He rode away in a van, never to be seen again..."
Atoolred muttered something along the lines of 'putting Farquaad in a cage if he slipped up one more time' and stanced out of restaurant leaving Snape and Lord Farquaad to themselves.
"I found him!" Snape exclaimed, "Oh, and I found his address!"
They hop into the vehicle of choice and drive to the said address and break down the door. They look around and what they see makes Snape crap his Quidditch uniform.
Atoolred is there.
And he has a baby in his grasp.
Bob's baby.
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