This one goes out to Sydney. Idkkk why but...meh
As the two stared at Atoolred with both confusion and anger in their eyes, Atoolred stared impassively ahead, not cracking under their deadly glares.
"Wtf Toolie I thought we were a team?!?" Lord Farquaad yelled, stomping his little foot on the floor.
"We are bæ, I just ran into Bob on my way home and we had a drag race and somehow we ended up here." he shrugged.
Just then, Bob came in wearing a leopard print leotard with a rose clutched in his teeth's grasp.
"Well hey y'all, took Ya long enough. Shazahm!" Bob giggled while flaunting his 69 pack. He had a little girl sitting atop his shoulders who looked about 4 or 5. The little girl smacked her dad on the head and back flipped off of his shoulders.
"I hate you, dad! It's not a phase!" she yelled and rode off on a toy motorcycle. With one of her middle fingers raised to the sky.
"She's lovely." Lord Farquaad said genuinely in his seductive pedophile voice.
"I know you little bitch." Big D growled and drop kicked Lord Farquaad out of the living room.
As Lord Farquaad rearranged a few broken bones and collected missing teeth from off of the ground to give to the tooth fairy, he knew that he was in love.
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The IllumiNAUGHTY →Atoolred Snape & Lord Farquaad ←
WerewolfIt all started with an Anti-Extermination Cult and a chance at first love. <3_<3_<3_<3_<3_<3 Embark on this journey through love, hate, war, and death. Featuring Atoolred, Lord Farquaad, Snape, Armin Arlert, and none other than Bob Duncan. §slow up...
