Dear baby,
To me, you are like a very great kitten and I'm not sure that I need a very great kitten in my life right now.
Things started to go wrong when I caught you laughing with my Best friend.
It's not that I don't love you. It's just that your brother is extremely false and your Twin-Sister is, without a doubt, the most dirty person I've ever known.
It's true, we've had some sharp times acting together. You have eyebrows like pointy potatoes and the most grubby smile I've ever seen.
Your personality is like a really broken dog working into my skull. When I see you singing it makes me want to steal your potatoe eyebrows and post them to England.
I lie in bed at night wishing you were a male model and not a kitten who likes laughing with my Best friend.
What I'm trying to say, is take your grubby smile and go.
Yours no more
ZZZ
