Dear MAX,
I am your number one fan!
The first time I saw you, I felt Happy. I could not believe a singer could be so Kind and Smart.
Your role in RAGS was Hot and simply Amazing.
I've created a collection of CDs to remind me of you. My bedroom dresser is your shrine, lined with magazine articles.
My ambition is to go to My Bedroom together and engage in some serious Singing. I'd make you cake then we'd watch movies until the sun set.
I'd love it if you could reply to me - tomorrow would be best. Oh, say you'll be my Singing partner MAX, please!
With your reply, please enclose some more CDs for my ever-growing collection.
Please, please, please reply.
ZZZ