B-Bloating
Bloating- is any abnormal general swelling, or increase in diameter of the abdominal area. As a symptom, the patient feels a full and tight abdomen, which may cause abdominal pain, and sometimes accompanied by increased stomach growling, or more seriously, the total lack of it.
Damn, Bloating why do you have to make us feel like we're pregnant, which we're NOT.
For some reason, when I'm on my period I sometimes feel like my stomach, has grown abit, to a point where I get thoughts that I might be pregnant, which I'm NOT. Bloating is just so bad, like it makes you feel like there's a mass developing in your stomach, and to top it all of CRAMPS will occur making the situation alot worse.
I remember that one time, when I had my period, I just finished taking a shower, when I went to the mirror to comb my wet hair, I suddenly noticed something big in my stomach, so I pulled over my Shirt and noticed that my stomach has gotten abit bigger than it usually was. I started rubbing it slowly when all of a sudden my mom opened the door without knocking, and I was frozen in my spot for a couple of second before coming up with a great idea. I pretended that there was an itch in my stomach so I scaratched it with my finger nails.
Ignoring the weird look of my mother, I went over to the cabinet and got out my ointment, and started applying a small amount of it to finger. I have been so focused on what I was doing that I didn't notice my mom was still there.
So, I raised my eyebrow and asked: "What?"
Then she blinked a few times, regained her composure and said. "N-nothing..." and she slowly closed the door.
That was so weird, but at the same time I sighed in relief, that my mom never thought I was pregnant or something. Lol
Moms are wierd.
All I can say is that I. HATE. BLOATING. FOREVER.
I know it may sound disgusting, but I really kinda feel weird when I...you...know... POOP. LOL
I mean think about it, our 3 holes are working non-stop, everyday.
Our Pee hole, the VA*G*NA and the URANUS. (lol, more like 'your anus..' XD)
Yeah, as I said, our pee hole is just fine for me, our Va*g*na not so gooodd... But our URANUS, is just.. Like... 'Oh come on, gimme a break!! goddd' Lol
One thing is for sure.. Bloating is painful, irritating and so F'ed up...
That's enough....
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Well, I present thee, to you chapter 2, its all about bloating lol, and A little bit of my accidents on it.. XDLOL
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Once again TNX, guys :)
Buh bai
