L - Language

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by arianasprncess

by arianasprncess

L- Language.

Spanish. Mexican. Italian. Filipino. Pakistani. Indian. French. German. Russian. Portuguese. Chinese. American and Japanese.

This are some of the languages that i am familiar of. (When i meant familiar it means i know them it doesnt mean i can speak them. Well maybe some of them.) But no, i am not referring to this languages if yu know what i mean. (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Holla amigos we're back at another chapter here and basically we're gonna be talking about some of the words we like to use when its that time of the month.

Remember when i mentioned in the past chapters how girls can become the ultimate bomb machine when its that time of the month? Have i forgotten how their mouths are uncontrollable, when the slightest thing starts to annoy them? Them? Im including myself here.

Scenario 1: Someone wakes you up from your dream land. Whats your response to this?

Normal girl: Give me five more minutes pls.

Bomb machine: WHAT THE FU$% WOULD YOUR REASON BE FOR WAKING ME UP AT NY SLEEPING TIME ARE YU FU%$ING KIDDING ME? GET LOST BEFORE I POUR ALL MY BLOOD AT YU SO THAT WAY THIS WHOLE WEEK WOULD BE DONE ALREADY.

Scenario 2: Bae asks for a a hug, but you're not in the mood.

Normal girl: i would love to hug you right now but im really not in the mood babe im so sorry.

Bomb machine: NO GET AWAY FROM ME IM NOT IN THE MOOD IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF YOU COULD'VE GIVEN ME SOME CHOCOLATES BUT YOU HAVE NONE SO GET OUT AM LEAVE ME ALONE WHILE I BLEED OUT OF MY ASS!

Bae: okay... I understand if you need some space.

Bomb machine: OH SO NOW YOU'RE LEAVING ME? WOW THANKS ALOT YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING SHIT.

Bae: (ಥ_ಥ) w-what do you want from me?

Scenario 3: When the teacher gives you so much assignment.

Normal girl: Damn, i gotta start this quick if i wanna finish this early.

Bomb machine: I. AM. BLEEDING. RN. AND THE TEACHER IS BEING A BI$%# WITH ME RN. I CANT DO THIS! THATS IT IM GONNA BE A STRIPPER NOW.

Well that just sums up everything i guess. No need for explanations. Its there. Done.

And yu know how our mom always "Watch your language, young lady!" Well that's how i got the idea to make this chap. But then again. Some gurls does much way worse. Some of them curse so baddd that you just wish that became mute from the moment they were born.

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Sorry for not updating for sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long cause of the vacation trip we had which was so fun which i may add. Thanks to those who vote for this book even tho its just a piece of shit but whatevs.

Now pls excuse me while i sulk in my bedroom and cry all day cause first day of school starts on monday and im not ready. Wish me luck