Starboi named the group chat the gayest whores
Starboi: gooood morning 😊
Hellodeer: what is with you and marking group chats 5 am???
Starboi: what is with you questioning my life choices
Starboi: and it's supposed to bring us closer together
Snakeypoo: 1. shut up it's too early for this. and 2. can we at least change my name on here?
Blamemydad: why is your name on here snakeypoo???
Snakeypoo: the mutt did it
Theredhead: sev play nice
Starboi: Yeah sev play nice
Theredhead: that goes for you too btw
Thegayprodigy: it's too early for this shit
Thatemoboi: watch your language
Hellodeer: reg your acting like you don't cuss
Hungrybisexual: SHUT UP i don't have to be up for two more hours so stop
Herewolf: well somebody's grumpy :(. would you like some chocolate
Snakeypoo: it is 5 am and you are offering a 13 year old chocolate???
Snakeypoo: what the fuck is wrong with you. I have him for my first class.
Theonlypansexual: good morning everyone. I hope you all are well rested :). Though I feel as though professor Snape is surrounded by nargles.
Luci🐍: good morning to you too Luna, and I'm going to have to agree with you even though I don't know what a nargle is.
Thegaytwin: off topic but who are 'the marauders'?
Hellodeer: how have you heard of them
Thebitwin: we found a map that says it was made by moony, padfoot, wormtail, and prongs.
Starboi: we don't talk about wormtail. he tried to kill james and lily
Thegaytwin: so you knew them??
Herewolf: we are them. I'm moony for obvious reasons (a/n everybody in this chat already knows he's a wolf. They also don't care at all.)
Hellodeer: I'm prongs
Starboi: and I'm padfoot
Thebitwin: is he the guy who got killed in jail??? peter pettigrew??
Hellodeer: yea he was a bit weird
Luci🐍: a bit??? He looked like this
Luci🐍:
Thegayprodigy: He is....Blamemydad: repulsive.
Secondgingeelesbian: good morning. also ron it's time for breakfast.
Hungrybisexual: thank merlin. bey BITCHES.
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The gayest Harry Potter group chat
FanfictionWeird kinda modern kinda not group chat. Mpreg is mentioned. Women CAN get other women pregnant. Somebody's using they/them pronouns. Tbh I don't know what I'm gonna write about. Enjoy 😊