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☠️How PTG died☠️

A/N: okay!! So I'm very aware death is serious and very, very permanent, but everything here is a joke. No one actually died, these are all supposed to be for you to enjoy, and have a good laugh.

If you couldn't tell, this entire chapter is about the members dying, there isn't much gore besides someone's neck snapping. But that's it.

Also I'm aware some of these are very far-fetched, but I hope you enjoy!

Jinho:

-Died due to sheer disappointment at the idiocy of the other members.

-You think after all this time he'd be used to it

-oh but you were so wrong

-after years of idiocy

-one thing someone would say would just send him over the edge

-most likely something Shinwon or Changgu said

-or Hyojong as well

-something enriched with just such pure idiocy, it would instant kill him

-like as soon as he heard it

-dead

-"Was Humpty Dumpty hard boiled since they could put him back together again?"

-instant death

-"Why do we have fingertips but tiptoe?"

-dead

-🕊

Hui:

-honestly his is the hardest

-but however he died, if you tell anyone they'll be like:

-"HUH??"

-Like it's either something dumb or something dangerous, no in between

-cause Hui is always either doing something dumb

-or potentially risking his life smh

-He either:

-drowned taking a bath

-or was trying to befriend a chimpanzee at the zoo

-caught on fire roasting a marshmallow

-or wanted to see how high he could jump off from the stairs

-forgot to turn off the oven

-or was dancing in the middle of a highway

-you cannot change my mind on ANY of these 😂

-🕊

Hyojong:

-died doing something EXTREMELY stupid

-probably some daredevil type stunt

-the members would try to stop him

-but once he has the idea

-its game over

-Probably wanted to ride on top of a car

-and underestimated how hard it was to hold on

-like he would get on top of the car

-all ready and excited

-and then when the car starts

-he just

-WHOOSH