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💴 ❌How to not pay the bill 💴❌ ~with Shinwon

Shinwon and the members are chilling, eating, and chatting at a restaurant. Everyone is having a good time until

Waiter: "here's your bill! Wave me over when you figure out the payment!" they smile and walk away from the table.

The members go silent for a bit. Everyone nervous, except shinwon....

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✨SHINWONS GUIDE TO NOT PAYING ✨

Step 1:

when someone brings up the bill make the DUMBEST EXCUSE.

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Shinwon: "I-I have to pay for my cat's tuition so I can't, I'd really appreciate a pass this time guys. She's a good kitty :("

Kino: "aawww!

I'll help u pay for the kitty tuition"

Yanan: *scoffs*

"This idi-"

"disdudereallythinkhehasacatshinwondoesntevenlikeanimal-"

Kino: "YANAN!" *clings onto Yanan's arm* CAN U HELP US WITH THE CAT TUITION! 🥺"

Yuto: *silent chuckle*

*tries to clear throat*

*does it again*

*realizes he's choking*

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✨Step 2: Distract✨

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Shinwon: *looks at Edawn*

Edawn: *catches Shinwon staring at him*

Shinwon: *nods*

Edawn: *nods*

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✨IMPORTANT PRE-STEP: consult another friend

 who's willing to commit these steps with you✨

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Edawn: "Oh what school does she attend I want to enroll mine too" *gently petting cat*

Everyone: "?"

Edawn: "What?"

Jinho: "Where'd the cat come fr-"

Waiter: "so have we decided?"

Hui: "I'll just pay...again"

✅Mission Success✅