A parody about people giving me spoilers for kotlc when I, plainly say, I don't want them. (Aka what I wish I could sing to them lol)
Also, this song is fast paced and a little hard to follow if you haven't seen the musical/listened to the song a few times, but it's super catchy and I tried to make it easy to fall along! If it's too fast, then if there's an adjust the speed option, you might want to do that.
And for any of you who want a challenge or have heard the song, here's the karaoke.
Also idk why I decided to post this here instead of in my normal parodies book but I probably will post it in that book at some point lol.
No spoilers:
Nnnnno spoilers
There's no spoilers
You must agree, that Fangirl, in all the times I went to you to rant
I've always lost control no matter how many times you said I can
I have no self control
As I wait for unlocked, yeah Fangirl, (you know she has no self-control)
And even though you've had some fun
Leading people to spoilers, young queen
Telling people things when
They just wanna go unseen
No matter what I heard
I didn't say a word, no, not yet (you know she's never said a word)
Every time I hear one (sh!) I want to break somethinggg (whoa, whoa!)
But now it's time to (sh!) and stay there when I singgg
You must think I like knowing
What happens, where the story, is going, i want
nnnnnnno spoilers!
If you think for a moment
How you'd feel if you'd known it, beforehand, there's
Nnnnnnno spoilers
N-no spoilers
N-no spoilers
There's nnnnnnno spoilers
N-no spoilers
N-no spoilers
There's nooooo spoilers
So you read a part of Unlocked
That says "this is real!" and shift the blame,
You say it's a pity 'cause quoting Edaline
"Hindsight's a dangerous game!"
Well Fangirl, weren't you there,
When I knew about Oralie (Oh, Sophie's mom!)
(Parents aren't as easy to forget)
Why don't you please just (sh!) you must think I'm so naive (whoa, whoa!)
Won't forget soon so (sh!) but I don't stop to grieve
You must think I like knowing
What happens, where the story, is going, i want
nnnnnnno spoilers!
And you thought it'd be funny,
Watching you, trying to spoil me,
'Cause honey, I want
Nnooooooo spoilers
(No way)
Hey
Let's go,
Here we goooo!
You've got me begging to stop
Please tell me what you think I've done wrong!
Been humble, been interested, I've tried to say you're right, all along
If you can just explain a single thing
I've done to make you hurt, I'll leave....
No?
You've got nothing to say?
No more anguish to gain?
There's nnnNNNNNOOO WAYYYY
YOU MUST THINK I LIKE KNOWING
WHAT HAPPENS, WHERE THE STORY, IS GOING, there's
NNNNNNNNO SPOILING!
You made me into a Fangirl, so I'll be FANGIRLIN' ALL MY LIFEEEE
nnnnnno way!
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Yay that's the end!
Again, 2 days! I know I've been saying this for like the past week but hang in there...so close!
YOU ARE READING
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