Thranduil loves to PARTYYY!!!!!!!

Planning of the party 1

(Thranduil's pov)

I got up to use the bathroom cause I have to say I drank a lot of wine last night, though I offered Elrond some but he insisted punch. What a wuss he could be sometimes. "Blistering barnacles!! It's 4:00 clock and we haven't started planning legolas 's party yet". I got dressed an ran straight to elrons's chambers.

(Elrond's pov)
{Dream}
It was this beautiful elleth from high school who once was thranduil's and I crush. Or should I say my crush.
Thranduil just wanted her because I did, thranduil just so called loved her Because I did. Thranduil, thranduil thranduil. It was
Always thranduil. Thranduil the innocent Elrond the guilty. Thranduil jesus, Elrond judas. It was Always like that, well not always their are sometimes he got a taste of his own medicine.... anyways her name was Elaine her eyes was as radiant as the sun and skin so soft....... so flawless... so...ELROND!!! ELROND!!!  Then I was woken out of my dream. Great thranduil you did it again.

"Open the door Elrond!!!" " what do you want at this time so early in the morning,"he asked sleepily? "Early in the morning?! I'll let you know that it's four now and we have to start planning the parttay! The parttay!! Boogie woogie, boogie woogie, boogie the par........ "oh brother he can't be joking " he murmured," " I'll be out in a minute. " meet me in the library elly welly cause I'm going to parttay!!! ,He said as he boogied down the hall.

{In the library}

"Where is that God forsaken elf? I've been waiting for minutes now and by boogieing only took five minutes." He said impatiently. " oh their he is , Elrond could you hurry up we have a lot of sorting to do, so if you mind?"

"Thranduil You must be really haunted too wake me up so early in the morning".  Why not just have a small get together or a picnic to celebrate the child's birthday?" PICNIC!!? SMALL GET TOGETHER!!!? Elrond are you insane? tomorrow's legolas's birthday and you mean to tell me you can't come up with something better than that? What do you think this is a human baby shower?!! He said freaking out. "Ok party animal I think you should calm down and lets work on the invitatations" Elrond suggested.

How about we invite:

Gandalf √ " thranduil: ok he's a party man

Aragon√ " thranduil: he I can deal with, loves my wine

Lady galadriel?  Thranduil: Nope not her for sure.
Elrond: why?
Thranduil: to be honest with you she's a freaking mind reader and I'm a bit embarrassed from our last encounter my friend.
Elrond: ok my mind says you did something stupid.  He said with a chuckle.
Thranduil: well you know how hot galadriel is an I sought of was having a bit imagination in my head there, so yeah she just happen to be reading my thoughts and you know the way how she talks with out her mouth moving, she said I was disgusting and walked away so I'm not looking forward to see her anytime now.
Elrond: ha haha oooh hoooo hee hee, wait thranduil I can't catch my breath . He laughed. And you said I was a wuss you little pervert. Haha haha hee hee hee. Wooo ahhh hmmm.
Thranduil: are you done yet? Cause you're constant laughing is creating a havoc to the sensitivity of my eardrums. He said annoyed.
Elrond: oh believe me thranduil I'm done for now.

Ok what about radagast√ thranduil: yep

Fili, kili, oil. Gloin, Dori, noro, ori, bofur, bomber, Bilbo, bungo? Thranduil: well whoever they are they have such weird names but that could work.

"I'm starving thranduil wat ya got in the palace?" "Enough food to last for eternity my friend, enough food."  " well let's go I'm really craving Apple pie, you?" Elrond asked. " maybe a wine or so" "ok let's go then.

(Authors pov)
Well I hope you like it so far  it's just the beginning!! Hehe I wonder if thranduil new he's inviting dwarves to his party? Well see about that.