Thranduil loves to PARTYYY!!!!!!!

Birthay and dwarves 1

Legolas pov)

Ahhh, legolas yawned as the sun peaked through the windows of his chambers. " Hmm.... the sun looks good today." " wait a minute it's my birthday!!! How could I possibly forget? The party.... girls to compliment how hansome and awesome I look, people to give me gifts, as kiss from galadriel as always......oh yea...Shot she's not coming. " at least I could party with......."HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LITTLE GREENLEAF. Thranduil said as he burst through the doors. "Dad come on you can't just barge in like that!!!! "It's your birthday why n............" "son what are you doing naked in the bed? He asked suspiciously. Can't an elf air out his parts when he wants in his own room? Legolas asked annoyed. " is that freaking blood on the sheet!!!!?, thranduil asked freaking out. "No father it's just wine from the kitchen" he said wrapping himself with one of the sheets. " for Pete's sake it's my birthday can't I have any privacy?!! " uhhh now I see you've been masturbating!!!!, thranduil said with a grin on his face. Dad!!!!!

" don't worry son I use to do it to and it's apart of life, but it's just to early to have sex."  " ahhhhh you're ruining my birthday!!!" He said crazily.

"Ok ok fine get cleaned up and meat me in my closet, I got something for you to wear.

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" Ok dad I'm not wearing that I just hate the colour yellow!!" " so what do you want then we've been here almost an hour now and you've still hadn't chosen something yet. Thranduil said frustrated. " ada its not my fault you're closet's a menace." " how about this son?, it'll look just perfect on you, and I know you like forest green!!, he said excitedly." Yeah of coarse dad, that could work." " I say we get us some party shades, pink for me, green for you and blue for Elrond to go with our outfits." He suggested rummaging the draws. " Dad I was wondering if we could add some games to the party list other than just boogieing." " oh yes son of coarse  I've already planned it, take a look

Legolas Greanleaf
          Birthday
               Bash
                                                    
  Singers and bands

No flex elves band
Beyoncelf
Nicki minelf
Bilbo mars
Conga line
Pinyata
Limbo
Karaoke

" I love Bilbo mars songs, he is the one that sang "uptown ELF is hot" legolas said eagerly. " I like the part when he said dwarves are really not, dwarves are really not!!, thranduil said laughing. " ada can we invite snoop dwarf, he can sing wiggle wiggle, wiggle. Legolas suggested.

" No legolas I don't want a dwarf in this palace. Thranduil said trying to be nice as possible for it was legolas's birthday.

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" Elrond here you go these will match your close." " thranduil you know I like the green ones, why the blue ones?" " because my Greanleaf wants to wear the green." " so don't you have any more?" " I'm afraid not, the bloody dwarfs stole them along with the gems." " Dad I think we should start the party now, Gandalf and radagast has arrived. " great let's get this par- Tay star- teyed!!!!" Thranduil said as he ran to the door. " good evening thranduil and Gandalf, and happy birthday legolas. He said in a merry tune. " got any more of those party shades thranduil? Radagast asked. " the dwarves stole them. Said thranduil. " oh what a terrible lost I really fancy them. He said with a frown. " as the sun was setting the great hall and the streets of mirkwood became crowded with many elves.

Carriages and horsemen as lady Arwen and Aragon stepped into the kingdom. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEGOLAS!!!!!!!!"  Screamed Aragon. " this  party is going to be a blast legolas, have you invited snoop dwarf yet?" Asked Aragon. " Dad said no so yeah... but Bilbo mars is coming though." Said legolas. " that's strange because me and arwen met the dwarves on their way to this party with party shades on, and they were green. I have to say I want one, their so cool you no. "Really!!!?" " yes really Elrond cut in, I asked him and he said yes without asking who they were though he taught they had strange names, anyways I'm going to have a laugh," he said as he walked away.

As the party settled down thranduil thanked the guess for coming and they all sang the birthday song to legolas. Every one started to party and eat. Then suddenly the dwarves arrived and said happy birthday to legolas. WHAT ARE THESE FOWL CREATURES DOING IN MY PALACE!!!!?, IM MIRKWOOD..... IN MY BELOVED WINE. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WINE YOU HORRID CREATURE!!!!!!!!!
legolas: calm down father, calm down
Elrond: the fun is just starting alright
Legolas: arn't you the one who said yes they could come.
Thranduil: ME?!! WHY WOULD I SAY SUCH UNGODLY WORDS SON? WHY IN THE NAME OF THE VALA WOULD I DO THAT!!! THESE CREATURES ARE AN ABOMINATION TO THE LAND!!!
legolas: look don't blame me it's Elrond who did it.n
Thranduil: YOU BLOOD TRAITOR, YOU!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU INVITE THESE DISGRACEFUL CREATURES TO MY GREENLEAF'S PARTY!!!!?
Elrond: don't take your anger on me you were the one that accepted names you don't know thranduil!!.
Thranduil: I rather invite voldemort than these disgusting rats!!!!!
Elrond: why dont you just keep harry potter out of this!!
Rivendale ellon: you can't call that name my king it is forbidden!!!
Thranduil: VOLDEMORT, VOLDEMORT, VOLDEMORT!!!!!!!! LET THE BLOODY BASTARD COME FOR ALL I CARE HE'S A FREAKIN COWARD HIDING FROM DUMBLEDORE!!!!!!
rivendale ellon: has it ever occured to you that Dumbledore and Gandalf might be brothers I mean their both tall, both beardy and are wizards also.
Aragon: by the way who the hell are you ELF!!?
Elrond: this just a rivendale citizen.
Thranduil: well A and B is having a conversation C yourself out.
Legolas: dad why so mean?
Thranduil: ha had no right to be in our conversation. You little scavengers can stay but on one condition give me back those shades, and two your dwarf king can't be here so get the he'll out thorin!!
Thorin: I don't need to be at this party thranduil!! I've got erebor full of gold with an arkenstone, and I can hosts a large party.
Thranduil: well you can host one but only the cats and dogs will be there, and you can shove the arkenstone up your ass. He said laughing. GUARDS TAKE HIM AWAY!!!

Authors pov
Well that's not the end we have part 2 and plzz leave comments:-D:-D