The Twelve Days of Deckerstar

Bonus Part

The Twelve Pains of Christmas, brought to you by: the Lucifer cast and moonlight_1201's intense need for serotonin.

1

All: The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me...

Trixie: *super happy because she's Christmas caroling* Is finding a Christmas tree!

2

All:  The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me...

Dan: *grumbles* Rigging up the lights.

Trixie: *still oblivious that's she actually not annoyed by finding a Christmas tree* And finding a Christmas tree!

3

All: The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me...

Chloe: *groans* Hangovers.

Dan: *still grumbling* Rigging up the lights!

Trixie: And finding a Christmas tree!

4

All: The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me...

Charlotte: *huffs with exhaustion* Sending Christmas cards.

Chloe: Hangovers.

Dan: Rigging up the lights!

Trixie: And finding a Christmas tree!

5

All: The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me...

Ella: *singing her precious heart out* FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!

Charlotte: *sighing* Sending Christmas cards.

Chloe: Hangovers.

Dan: Rigging up the lights!

Trixie: And finding a Christmas tree!

6

All: The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me...

Linda: *terrified* Facing my in-laws.

Ella: *still thinking she's a pop star* FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!

Charlotte: Sending Christmas cards.

Chloe: Hangovers

Dan: *getting increasingly tired and frustrated* Rigging up the lights!

Trixie: *still oblivious to the point of the song* And finding a Christmas tree!

7

All: The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me...

Lucifer: The Salvation Army.

Linda: Facing my in-laws!

Ella: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!

Charlotte: Sending Christmas cards.

Chloe: *her face getting increasingly greener* Oh jeez!

Dan: *yelling* I'm trying to rig up these lights!

Trixie: And finding a Christmas tree!

8

All: The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me...