Hinata:who the fuck wants a child all I know is yeetus to the feetus biiiiiitch 👁👅👁
Kageyma: its mortis not morris you dumbass🤡
Ennoshita: smells like coochi fish- (one girl on my cheer team did the splits and I don't like her so I had to say it-)
Noya: Gucci✨gucci✨gucci✨nike♿nike♿nike♿dior🤠dior🤠flex🤡dior👄dior👄kubcheck💧slides✌(wtf I have some weird ass friends)
Tanka:....grrrr....
Suga:wtf why am I them mom friend
Daichi:TURN ON YOUR FUCKING TURN SIGNAL WHEN YOU TURN YOU BLONDE BIG HEADED BIMBO ( 🙀🙂🙂im very nice🙀🙂🙂)
Asahi: ✨Jesus was a biscuit✨
Tsuki: I love eating ass (my friends are ✨gross✨)
Yams: its a skink- a skank- GOD DAMNIT A SKUNK
Kuroo: anything can be kinky if you put your mind to it!
Kenma: honey please you think I'm a how you dated three men...that looked like rats.
Lev:I'm not THAT tall you're just a midget
Oikawa: lol lol omg omg you're so quirky
Bokuto: p e e p I am watching u
Akaashi: shriveled little tiny dick bitch who can't keep it in his pants
Semi: w h y though w h y did you need to do that.explain.
Ushijima: wtf do girls call there boyfriends like baby daddy? Or what-
Tendou:hahahah the the only thing longer than my fingers are my d-
Kiyoko:woman god just ugh boobs
Yachi: physically yes I am okay mentally...no-
YOU ARE READING
haikyuu boyfriend tInGz
Fanfictionhey hey hey this is my first anime book please don't let it flop! i will add more people as i go!
