Rules 1-15

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by merccutios

by merccutios

AN: I don't own the Heroes of Olympus series, those rights go to Rick Riordan. I don't own the image above either.
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1. Now matter how funny it is, releasing
a tarantula in the Athena cabin is rude and idiotic. Also it's dangerous for your health.

2. Referring to Frank Zhang as "Panda Man" and "My personal Dragon Taxi" is thoughtless ,tactless and offensive.

3. Calling Mr.D "The Wine Dude" is not only risking your health, but also sanity.

4. Betting on the outcome of Capture the Flag is a dishonest way of making money, and betting against the Hermes camper will undoubtedly bankrupt you.

5. Stealing Chiron's tail curlers isn't only illegal, but will cost you a month of extra chores.

6. Following Percy and Annabeth around on dates and screaming "ship"
Whenever they do something romantic
is rude and creepy.

7. Even if they don't say so, the Stoles strongly dislike being referred to "Thing 1 and Thing 2".

8. Telling new campers Nico DiAngelo is possessed by a demon is offensive and tactless.

9. Replacing all the weapons in the tool shed with Nerf guns is not expectable, and won't be taken lightly.

10. No matter how many times you ask, the Hephaestus campers will not make you a free Xbox or Play Station. They have more important projects.

11. Watching "Doctor Who" on your laptop is NOT more important than the safety of the campers.

12. Quoting "The Princess Bride" while sword fighting is only amusing the first time. After that it's just plain annoying.

13. You are not ,and can not be a child of Artemis, Hestia, Hera, Gaea or a Titan, that is impossible and you aren't that special.

14. The Demeter campers don't appreciate you mowing the grass on their cabin roof. They don't enjoy you hiding chocolate bunnies up there either.

15. Percabeth is not Camp Halfblouod's
"ship mascot", because there isn't a "ship mascot".
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I hope you enjoyed it! This is my first fic so I'm a bit nervous about posting this. But, hey, there's a first time for everything.