things i'm not allowed to do at camp halfblood

26-35

26. Making fun of one of the Prophecy 7 is not recommended. If you do so, the other 6 will make sure you are 'dealt with'.

27. When Travis and Katie argue, "Get a room!" is not the appropriate response.

28. Do not, under any circumstance, have Ella read the 'Twilight Saga'. The Aphrodite campers (excluding Piper) may be fine with this, but everyone else will never forgive you.

29. Whenever the Hunters of Artemis visit, you may not follow then around singing 'Single Ladies'.

30. If you value your wellbeing, do not steal Clarisse's spear. If you do, no one will feel sorry for you.

31. Pushing Piper off a cliff so Jason can fly over is not acceptable. Doing this just so you can repeatedly scream
"SHIP" will cost you 3 months of extra
chores.

32. Following your OTP wherever they go to fangirl over romantic moments isn't acceptable. This is rude and an invasion of privacy.

33. As amusing as it is, you may not place Justin Bieber posters over the archery targets. Most campers enjoy this, but it will cause a huge uproar in the Aphrodite cabin. You will be responsible for the mess.

34. You may not order takeout and have it delivered to Halfblood Hill.
This does not just confuse the delivery
guy, it also risks revealing the gods existence.

35. The probability of you being a child of the big 3 is extremely low. Stop trying to activate your 'powers'.