"Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together,
Brighter than a lucky penny,
When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear,
And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody!" My unicorn started sing this in a very loud voise. i started humming along as we walked down the street in rollerblades heading to the shopping centre."I feel like getting some champaign to celebrate winning a toyota." i stated out in the random. i don't know why but i had been walking down the side walk and this guy in a toyota pulled up and gave it to me. i thanked him and took it home. then me and my unicorn "Charlie" started walking towards the shops.
We bought some chocolate, lollies and when i was pleased with the scrumpcious treats that i had bought i went to the liquor department to get the champagne that i had deeply envied for the past 24 hours since my breakup with the wanker that i had once called my boyfriend. However, when i was on my way home i had a passion in my pants and i wasnt afraid to show it, coz, im sexy and i know it ;)
I started crumping in the middle of the street and a car full of guys drove past and whistled at me. I could smell lavendar and vanillar mixed together and one of the guys backflipped out of the car and growled towards the others. god, that was HAWT. I pranced towards him sticking my chest out and twirled my hair around my finger... my unicorn was staggering behing me cause he drank all the booze and was now drunk.
As i aproached the guy he ran up to me and growled "mine," before attaching his lips to my neck and licking it before he grew fangs and sunk them into my flesh. it hurt like a bitch but i let out a scream before he pulled out the fangs and licked my neck. he now is conected to me and i am his bitch.
my unicorn grew wings and flew away telling me he was going to find candy mountain. as i turned around to look back at my "mate" he walked over to me and started grinding his hips againts a light post... i think he was marking his territory. I skipped towards him and captured his hand in mine whilst rollerskating back to my house. when i got home i oppened my front door and kicked my rollerskates off.
"Hello sweetheart, how was your day?" my dad questioned... god i hate him, he's always sooooo rude to me, never caring about how i feel. "I hate you dad, you don't even care about me" I scream out at him.
I take my mate upstairs and head back down to the kitchen to get him a lemonaid. When i head back up the stairs and into my room i see him sprawled across my bed dry-humping my pillow pet. I was going to join him but then i thought about the lemonade in my hand and i didnt want to put it down seen as my bed side table was covered in flowers, grass on my floor and vines on the walls, you could say that i really like nature...
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Wattpad's Worst
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