"Good Morning, my dearest. I never got to introduce meself last night. My name is Leonardo Dicapicino and I am so inlove with you that everytime i look at you it feelss as if my hart melts evertime! I have a confession however, and i hope you wont judge me but...I ...I um, i have been stalking you for the past 7 years and, well.. I am also very good at eating lollipops and eating little children whilst they're sleeping."
I jumped out of my bed and ran over to Leonardo and gave him a humungous hug that almost cut off his circulation around his bellie. I has tears rolling down my cheeks and I was very flattered. I hadnt believed that someone who looks so good would actually stalk me, like wow!
I caled out to my pet unicorn for her to come pick me and Leonardo up so i could go tothe bridge with my friends. terry ran up to me, ready to party till we couldnt stand.
I took Leo towads the secluded part of the bridge, I wanted to get to know him beter and considering he bit me late last night i think i need a thorough explanation of somewhat. On my neck was a rash, it was red and boiling and puss was seeping out.. oh dear i had been constantly thinking since he bit me.
We talked for a while however i was quite disastisfied as to how he wass trying to side stip te questions. After a solid three hundred hours of partying i flew to the pool on my pet unicorn, Charlie. i dont know where leonardo was, but to be honest i didnt really care. I jumped into the crowded pool with Charlie and i think i was close to freezing to death, it was as if i was in a freezer. uh, i thought what should i do but before i could move i was kinda, well.. imobile!!
I finally looked to my surroundings, the other people that were in here with me, but they all seemed to be frozen too! I couldnt believe that i had just jumped into the pool without looking at my surroundings...
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