Green and red's adventures

Starter

(NOTE- there will be cursing/ swearing in this book must be at least 13 years old)
Red: so as any 10 year old I started my adventure by picking my fire type pokemon.
Green: haha a fire type will never match up with a water type red.
Professor oak: now green don't forget about the pokedex.
Green: don't worry gramps I won't. See ya later loser!
Red:bye loser!at least one day I'll become the champion!
Professor oak: red you keep an eye on green okay?
Red: me why me?
Professor oak: well you were there for him when you were little kids.
Red: well if you want me to I guess I'll do it.
Professor oak: thank you red.
Red: yeah no problem.
*a few minutes later after following green*
Red: what's the point of following green?
*Green turns around*
Green: red?!...a-are you spying on me?!
Red: what no! I'm just going to the pokemon center.
Green: are you sure?
Red: y-yes! *blushes and pushes him around*
Green: sure...anyways so what are you going to the pokemon center for?
Red: none of you business!
Green:really so you can spy on me but I can't ask what you're doing?
Red: fine..I'm uh going to heal my pokemon. *does a fake smile*
Green: okay well see ya later Red.
Red: bye. That's was a close one.
*walks to the Pokemon center*
Red: ugh I'm so tired of walking!
*door slams into his face as he try's to walk in*
Red: ugh!
Green: next time watch where youre going.
Red: me?! How about you slamming doors in people's faces!?
Green: oh that, that was on purpose.
Red: ಥ_ಥ
Red: YOU LITTLE SHIt !
Green: you mad red?
Red: I'm done with you (눈‸눈)
Green: what are you talking about? I just saw you spying on me a few minutes ago.
Red: you now what your problem is you live in the past!
Green: and what do you live in PONY VILLE?
Red: HEY NOW THAT SHOW IS AMAZING! ლ(ﾟдﾟლ)
Green: O-O...... Okay then