Izuku and his harem were walking to Momos after school, the reason being that they were having a not so innocent sleep over. Katsuko, Tamako and Mina were talking about how Aizawa was being more of an ass than usual. Saiko, Momo, Mai and Yui were comparing past 'experiences' with Izuku, making him blush. Yin and Yang were hugging Izuku from the sides with Ochaco doing the same from behind. Toru, Kyoka and Ibara talked about music. Yu and Shoko were having a fit about a hero that was caught on video raping a villainess. And Tsuyu and Itsuka was doing flash cards with Pony to help her with her japanese.
They were halfway to Momos when Izuku heard small sobs and feet in the distance, to silent for most people to hear, but not for him.
"I think someones in trouble!", Izuku said, as he went to the sorce of the sound, his girls close behind him.
As they reached the abandoned block of Musutafu, so named because nobody wanted to live there after the Toxic Chainsaw incident, they saw a 6y/o girl running from a man wearing a bird mask.
"That guys with the Yakuza!", Yu exclamed.
That was all Izuku needed to hear, the mere thought of a criminal thug going after a little girl made his blood boil, literally. In an instant he was between the muscular attacker and there small cute prey. The man (Kendo Rappa) unleashed a vicious barrage of punches that Izuku didn't even bother to block, instead he used Flowing Powers Vain, Mountainous Endurance and Gold Auroras Armament over his entire body. After the assault was over Izuku gave the thug the most brutal kick in the family jewels EVER.
While that happened Yu called the police to come pick up the now downed villain, adding they would need an ambulance as well.
Izuku, after ending the situation, turned around and picked up the small victim in his arms, holding her in a comforting manner.
Then the 6y/o girl (who later intoduced herself as Eri) kissed him square on the lips, making his entire harem collectively drop there jaws, followed by Izuku promptly fainting.
(Later at Momos)
"I can't believe you fainted from a kiss!", Katsuko said while laughing.
She wasn't alone, Kyoka, Yin, Mina, Toru, and Yu were also teasing the blushing greenette. Tsuyu, Ochaco, Shoko, Yang, and Itsuka were snickering behind them, trying to be nice even though they found this just as hilarious. Tamako and Mai grined brightly, nether worried because they knew Izuku would do right by the newest little addition to the harem. Saiko, Momo, Yui, and Ibara were looking into the legal and/or religious ramifications of the situation. Pony, not realizing that pedophilia and polygamy are still illegal (and always will be) in Japan, or that one of Izukus quirks is why he can legally marry more than one woman (or in this case little girl), was happily playing with Eri after said little girl was allowed to go home with them.
All while Izuku was freaking out because he still didn't know that his new relationship with Eri was covered under quirk protection laws.
"Oh thank god!", Saiko said, causing everyone to look at her, mostly because she wasn't very religious.
Ibara then asked, "While I'm thrilled to finally hear you say those words, I'd like to ask why in this situation?"
Saiko answered with, "According to quirk protection laws not only is Izudarling safe from any legal ramifications from having Eri in the harem, mostly because Eri herself caused the pedophilice relationship by forcibly activating his quirk, but any form of discrimination against him over him being with Eri will legally count as a hate crime."
"Thank god!", exclamed Momo and Yui.
(Later that night)
Everyone had decided that with Eri there, sex was off the table for the night, so as to protect the childs purity from the adult knowledge. Little did they know she had witnessed things like rape and orgies before during her numerous escape attempts and was only spared from having her chastity stolen because of her age.
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My hero academia: zodiac of quirks (op Izuku x harem)
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