I am feeling a little better, but I'm still wedged in a dim place. Not a request, but there are some on the way!
I present to you The texting Story. Brought to you by Geico, because you can save 15 % or more on car insurance (NOT Sponsored....yet)
⚠️ ✨Swearing✨ ⚠️
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Ferret Boy 🥺
YOU:
Hi
FERRET BOY🥺:
Who's you?
YOU:
Y/n
FERRET BOY🥺:
???
YOU:
Y/n from potions!
FERRET BOY 🥺:
Oh...
How'd you get my number???
YOU:
Does it matter?
FERRET BOY🥺:
Yes. Yes, it does
YOU:
Mmhm...well I'm no snitch
So guess we'll never know
FERRET BOY🥺
You have got to be shitting me right now
YOU:
Omg, ew...no!
FERRET BOY 🥺:
Oh come on, you know what I'm talking about!
Just please tell me who gave you my number?
YOU:
send nudes, and I will... 😉
FERRET BOY🥺:
😳
YOU:
HAHA! Jk, jk 😂
I'm no weirdo
or maybe I am...🤔
FERRET BOY🥺:
...just. tell. me. who. gave. you. my. number...
YOU:
Fine...
It was you 🙃
FERRET BOY🥺:
WHAT!
YOU:
Yeah, the other night at that Slytherin Party when you were drunk
You said I looked cute, and so you gave me your number
FERRET BOY🥺:
You're lying
YOU:
Me? A liar? Bitch please...
FERRET BOY🥺:
Oh fuck...😥
YOU:
So are we friend now? 🥺🥺
FERRET BOY🥺:
✨no✨
YOU:
Wha? After all this time? 🥺😢
FERRET BOY🥺:
We've only known each other 10 minutes
FERRET BOY🥺:
Y/n?
FERRET BOY🥺:
come on! Like I said we barley now each other
YOU:
Why do you think I want to be friends?
I want to get to know you
FERRET BOY🥺:
Are you making a move on me?
YOU:
Maybe...
FERRET BOY🥺:
...alright, we're friends...
YOU:
Yay!
Now we can skip in the halls, and frolic in the grass
FERRET BOY🥺:
hell no! 😳
YOU:
Haha jk
Loosen up a little bit bruh...
FERRET BOY🥺:
I am loose
YOU:
no your not 😒
FERRET BOY🥺:
fuck off
The End
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