Harry Potter oneshots & imagines

what it's like dating fred - fred weasley

warnings: cursing, mentions of smut

plot: none lol

background: dating our precious bby

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he'd always pull pranks on you, that's so obvious

george would hit on you and fred would jokingly hit him or like yell at him

ron would have a slight crush on u

ginny would be like ur sister

the trio would look up to you and admire you

when you'd get sad, fred would try to make you feel better with jokes

if you have him a scrunchie he'd fling it around and laugh about it

he'd eventually lose it and ask for another

molly would love you so much

you'd get a weasley sweater duh

molly would always invite you to stay over for the summer

molly would treat you as one of her own

whenever you'd visit the weasleys at the burrow molly would bake with you and you guys would gossip

she'd trust you to keep fred intact and she'd hope you'd be the one to stop fred from doing dumb shit

arthur would gossip with you

arthur would honestly joke abt everything

arthur would be proud of every one of ur accomplishments

percy would try to use u as leverage so the twins don't pull pranks or do illegal shit

you'd have great convos w bill n charlie, they'd be like the older brothers u never had

lee would tease fred abt u

honestly everyone would just downright love you

mcgonagall would use u to set a good example for the twins

you'd end up helping the twins w their homework

they'd use u to test their products

freddie would be so soft for u

if you ever got hurt, or if u were sad, he'd be rly sad deep down inside, but wouldn't show it and he'd use jokes as a way to cope

this boy loves u w his life

he'd be gentle in bed unless u asked him to go rough

even tho the weasleys obviously weren't like rich or anything, he'd get u little presents which would often be pranks

like maybe he'll get u flowers and the flowers will be the ones that spray water at u

he'll spy on u and tease u so much lmao

he had a funny way of showing it but he'd be rly jealous of other guys

like if someone hit on u, he'd go up to u and wrap an arm around u and kiss u and like he'd be possessive but like not toxic

the cuddles are so great

he'd honestly always mess up ur hair a lot

he'd love it when u wear his clothes and ben tho he wouldn't say it

he'd talk to george abt how much he loves u

he loves u sm it's unreal

he's literally blind sighted by ur beauty

he's big if yk what i mean

he can definitely find the hole

he's gentle with u

he's kind

literally a consent king

he wouldn't be too rough unless u ask him too

if he was ever sad he wouldn't admit it to anyone besides u and he'd be rly reluctant to admit it to even u tbh

he's so fragile inside like he just wants attention

he'd bug u until he gave u attention

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okay so here's where it gets sad

we're gonna pretend fred didn't rly die, but here's what it'd be like if he did

if ur heart can't handle that feel free to skip bc honestly i cried as i think we all did when he died

okay so you'd hold him till his last breath

he'd make jokes even as he died

he'd tell u to move on and live w/o him

he'd let a few tears fall out of his eyes before he let go and you'd sob

you'd probs never be able to find love again or at least find someone u love as much as u did him

anyways fred is just bf material and i lovee him

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i love fred sm
i do in fact simp for freddie

requests are open so feel free to lmk if there's smth you'd like to see

hope you all enjoyed this!
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