Harry Potter oneshots & imagines

what it's like dating regulus - regulus black

warnings: just mentions of seggs this time 😃

plot: none

background: what i think it'd be like to be regulus black's girlfriend

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i love reggie but his parents would hate u unless ur a slytherin pureblood supremacist

which i hope ur not- but n e ways

as reggie's gf, you'd have constant interactions w sirius

if they were on good terms early on, sirius would make jokes abt the relationship and like if he saw u guys somewhere together, he'd do that hand motion while like poking the inside of his mouth w his tongue to indicate a blowjob

reggie would tell u to ignore him, but ofc you'd think it's funny

but well that wasn't the case unfortunately (a/n: I AM SO PASSIONATE ABT THIS I WANNA FUCKING RANT ABT HOW I WISH SIRI AND REGGIE MADE UP W EACH OTHER EARLY ON SO THEY COULD HAVE A SWEET RELATIONSHIP AND REGGIE WOULD BE A PART OF THE MARAUDERS AND THE REST OF THEM WOULD LOVE HIM; okay sorry lols), so if you were a slytherin and a pureblood, the other slytherins would do what i just described for sirius

the slytherins (like his friends) would probs like u if u were a pureblood slytherin

if u weren't however, they wouldn't like u very much

tbh they'd hate crime u LMFAO

he'd spend sm money on u - like expensive presents and shit

he does not have a huge ego and he's not cocky either

i've seen this thing on tiktok where guys a w small dick will deny it if anyone says 'i bet it's small', but i don't think reggie would, and us usually guys w a big dick don't fucking care

he would think u like his brother tbh, but when u tell him u aren't udiong him to get close to sirius and u actually want him, he loves u back, and he loves u even more if possible

he's super jealous and overprotective

he'd sent ppl to the hospital wing for even so much as looking at u the wrong way

he'd get into fights for u LMAO

you'd be friends w sirius and the marauders much to reggie's dismay

you'd try to get the brothers to be friends again, but you'd ultimately fail

siri would make fun of u guys and that'd upset reggie

if u were a pureblood and slytherin, his parents would like u and likewise till u found out they're evil (unless ur a supremacist in which case, fucking leave)

sirius would be like "you chose the wrong brother" reggie would be pissed and you would ignore sirius, laugh it off, tell him to piss off, or tell him "he's gonna hex you" PLS I JUST FOUND THIS BUT THAT'D BE SO FUNNY

once his parents find out ur a "blood traitor" they wouldn't like u and complain to reggie abt how he could do better and they could find him a good wife

he'd rebel for u

you'd cuddle sm tbh like there wouldn't be moments where he didn't have his arms wrapped around u

u were his lucky charm for quidditch

he'd love pda and always kiss u and hug u

you'd always be by his side and he'd always be by yours

he's like 8-9 inches, yes very big

he seems modest so he wouldn't be too experienced before u but secretly v horny and dirty

but after u he gets SO good at it that man knows wtf he's doing

he's so hot at like parties or whatever he'd hold ur hips while dancing

he wouldn't let u drink too much but he'd take care of u if u did

he wouldn't let other guys dance w u but he'd let u go have fun w ur friends if they're good for u

enjoy it and love him, bc ur the only thing he finds worth it

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i love reggie sm

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