[.Life is just a joke when it's not funny.] (Kurapika x Reader) |ON HOLD|

Chapter 2

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"Y/n! Y/n!! Y/N!" i flinched and jolted up as someone called my name, Kurapika?

Wait my leg hurts and why am I feeling uneasy?

"Y/n?! I'm glad you're okay, you were loosing so much blood!" I looked at my leg to see what he meant.

My leg was bandaged, I laughed "Naw it's fine Kurapika it's like this I'm cool with it" I said as I stand up.

I felt a sting but it was no worries "Haha..!" I looked around, I guess leorio is laying there and Gon is beside me? Oh, he's sleeping.

"Okay let's move on to the Second phase," Satotz said.

A giant gate opened I guess.

"Hello, Call me Menchi, for this phase we are gonna cook!" Everyone except me and my friends groaned,

"We are gourmet hunters!" (Is that right? I don't remember)

I was just happy then, I didn't listen to the conversations they had after because I've gotten to good at not listening.

"...Pork!" Huh? 'Pork? wait, what were we gonna do again?'

"Todays Meal is pork! Try your best at cooking okay?!"

'Hah imagine turning into a pig and cooking yourself, could not be me 🤚✌'

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We all went to search for pigs, and well my leg still hurts and I went alone so that's a plus.

Yo this be a really good time to die haha, am I generally like this or am I always this suicidal 🤚😃

Anyways, so I found a baby pig, it was really cute so I decided to kill it, "Haha" Woah the blood seems to be a blue colour, cool.

I went back and put my pig on a sink or sum.

"Hey Y/n! What pig is that? It looks different." Gon asks me, "Oh it's just a baby pig I found, it was cute so I killed it" I said with a smile.

"Woah who's that friend you have there? can't believe I didn't notice him" I said as the white haired kid looked at me in annoyance.

"His name is Killua! He's the new friend I made!" Gon smiled as he rests his hand on Killua's Shoulder.

"Ah I see.." I looked at kurapika and see him worrying about his dish, honestly I would be worried as well because The examiner Menchi has been failing everyone, I have a feeling that she wasn't trying at all and she's just in a bad mood.

But I guess thats how it is.

(Time skip by Kurapika's Mood)

As I expected Everyone lost, including me.

"Ayo uhm I dont think this is fair ya kn-?" "SHUT UP!" I flinched haha, so uhm Menchi said Shut up uh..

'Im never talking again, nope never ever I'm not gonna talk everyday nope im gone why didn't I shut up Omgomgomgomgomg' I mentally screamed in my head.

Something dropped from the sky, 'Is it my prince?' I looked at what fell from the sky.

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An old man? Ew why did I think it was my prince? .-., Chairmen Netero Cool, I wasnt listening to the conversation but all I remembered was Chairmen Netero Looking at Menchi's Cherries,

...Isnt he old?

Anyways I remember the time that the examiner Buhara Flinged a guy haha 'iTs a fIdGeT sPiNnErR!!' (Aot lol)