[.Life is just a joke when it's not funny.] (Kurapika x Reader) |ON HOLD|

Chapter 4

"...Ughh it's been like years!!" I yelled impatiently, "AYO! Can we check the dead but alive body? He looks stupid laying there like a slob he is!" I crossed my arms.

"Like I said, he is unconscious and we have to wait for him to wake up, the fight isn't over yet" OML SOMEONE THROW THESE PEOPLE AWAY!

"..Leorio..." I called out, "Yes?" He answered.

"You know the basics of like, doctors right? Can't you be the one to check the body?" I am patient, it's just that the time is almost running out or sum.

"..You're right" I know I am, "OI! LET LEORIO CHECK THE BODY!" I yelled for them to hear.

"...Im telling you it's unconscious but I guess if you insist..Sigh.." Then a uhm.. A.. I don't know what's it called.

..Elevator?..

Okay I am officially too smart to be stupid.

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"Alright, I'm gonna drop this body in 3 seconds! If he really is unconscious, he'll die, if he does move, we get the point." Leorio said.

I'm surprised Leorio could carry that man, I mean, I could too, but he's kinda like a stick.

"3...2...1!" And there goes the body, wait..

"OKAY OKAY I GIVE UP! I DONT WANT TO DIE!" The guy yelled, after, Leorio helped him up.

Damn, tough HAHA

So, it was Leorio turn with the lady, it had something to do with gambling as well, and since I'm the main character here, let's skip to my turn 🏃‍♀🏃‍♀

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"I wanna go next! Who am I gonna fight?" I said in excitement.

Then I heard a laugh, so I laughed too 😊

"Nihehhehe-" "HAHAHAHSHSHHSHSHSHSHAHHAH"

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"....Was I not suppose to laugh?" I said making sure it isn't gonna be to awkward.

"..Whatever, I'm next" Then I saw a boy coming on to the stage. :)

"Oh damn you kinda hot ngl" I said, "How old are you?" "..What?" The boy be confused.

"Uhm.. 13" "OOP HAHAHA JAIL NEVERMIND-" Okay I should stop getting distracted by looks.

"..Anyways, so basically we're gonna do something fun." I sit down and listened.

"Let's ask each other Questions and we have to answer truthfully, but if you lie.. You loose and get hurt" Damn that ain't hard since we're not gonna lose cause we have points already but I feel like wining sooo.

"The game will only end if one of us give up" He said.

"I'll let you ask me a question first.. " What should I ask him? hmm.

"How are you today?" I asked him "..What? Haha, I didn't expect you to ask me that but I suppose I should of predicted it, But I'm doing good" I gave him a smile.

"Why did you join the hunter exam?" "I was bored and I wanna see someone when I finish this exam." I answered, he nodded.

"How big is your p- I mean brain-" "...I don't know?..." Okay these are just random.

"..If I told you to die right now, would you jump off?" He asked and I straight up just said "Yes, in fact I could do it right now but I cant leave my friends 😤" I answered.

"..Okay..? " "Do you like someone?" I asked "No-" Then he got electrocuted "OW!" Is that a sign of him lying?

"Damn.. " "..Whatver, Will you kill your friends if they betrayed you?" "..No because I'd be the one dying LOL HAHSBDHSB" I laughed at my own joke 😤

"..zokay?" "Do you hate me?" I asked "Uhm.. No?"

BUZZ!

"OW!" I stared at him with a smile "Oh, Okay! ^^" He lied.

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KILLUA pov

THEYRE TAKING SO LONG! but I've noticed something lately, about Y/n.

I've noticed that every personal question that she answered was a little quiet lately, like it isn't energetic anymore.

Is she tired of the questions? Or is she just tired after being way to energetic?.

Whatever it is, I probably shouldn't mention it.

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"Okay I give up" I heard Y/n say, although I don't think Leorio heard since she kind of lowered her voice when she said that.

Some things... Weird bout her.

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KURAPIKAS POV

"I gi.. U.." At least that's what I heard her say, I guess she's tired from the questions, which is reasonable.

Although it seems weird seeing her not smile.

Back to your pov:

Damn, I got electrocuted alittle bit because of the questions he had asked me, like, TF? Mind your own business, I felt like I could die then rather stay answering a bunch of personal questions for a stranger.

And what I meant by alittle, I meant ALOT although it didn't hurt since I'm used to pain, my aunt teached me;)

I gave up eventually cause I was tired as FUK.

Lol.

So then I went back to my gang.

One of them seemed worried.. HOLD ON- DO THEY THINK IM UNRELIABLE NOW?! EIFNJDND

AH SHET UHM UHMMMM THEY PROBABLY THINK ILL BE USELESS IN A FIGHT NOW-

UHM UHM UHM UHM

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to be continued
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Hey y'all thanks for reading lol, this chapter isn't that long either but it was hard getting some ideas so uhm.

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Please know that I forget what happened or what they say in the episode so uhm, I might change a few of the scenes