my national treasure (jimin x nicolas cage)

my national treasure

Jimin was getting nervous before performing Dynamite on M countdown. But as he walked out on stage, he locked eyes with a very mysterious tall man. Seeing this man made his pp tingle and he knew there was a special connection between them. After the performance, jimin asked taehyung if he knew who the mystery man was, but he forgot that taehyung couldn't speak anymore bc his lungs were black asf from vaping.

Suddenly, jimin felt a tap on his shoulder, and his head whipped around to see none other than oscar-winning actor nickolas cage.

"Omg nickolas cage sunbaenim...it can't be you!!!" Jimin said in disbelief, his cheeks heating up from embarrassment.

"Jimin I have been in love with you ever since 'no more dream'," nick said with his ugly horse-looking face. "You are my national treasure" he continued as he handed jimin a long, thin cylindrical container.

"Omg oppa you didn't," jimin said blushing.

"Oh yes I did," nick replied confidently. Jimin opened up the container to find none other than the real declaration of independence, drafted in 1776 by the founding fathers of the united states of america.

"Bae stop," jimin said, on the verge of tears bc he was so moved by nick's beautiful gift.

"I am now one of the top ten most wanted fugitives by the FBI, but it was worth it for you" nick said lovingly.

"I'll never let them catch you nicky," jimin said. "I'll distract them with my massive dumptruck ass."

"I knew i could count on you" nick said, about to lean in for a kiss when suddenly--

"FBI OPEN UP!!" someone yelled from outside the door. Suddenly, the door got bust down and several SWAT team members surrounded nick and jimin.

"Hand over the declaration now, nick!" yelled an fbi agent.

"I-I'm sorry jimin," nick said, a single tear running down his ugly ass face.

"What are you talking about," jimin yelled back, "he doesn't have it!"

Nick was confused for a sec, but as he looked around, he realized the declaration was in fact, nowhere to be seen.

"Omg shiiii you right" said the fbi agent. "Okay guys let's clear out!" then they all left.

"Jimin..." nick said once they were all gone. "Where's the declaration??"

"I stuck it up my ass <3" said jimin. "I'll never snitch on you daddy."

"Omg i love you so much bae please marry me," nick said.

"Okay oppa" replied jimin and they lived happily ever after.

The end <3