This will include Vines mostly for future arcs and some for the past one. Ask as many questions as needed. I will answer all of them.
Lylith: Oh thats interesting but you know what else is interesting?
Pha'Talo: What?
Lylith: I dont give a shit. *Hangs up phone*
Mender: I like running though rich peoples neighborhoods and putting up signs that say horrible things.
Sign: *I will steal your crap*
Ze'mer: Hey do you use sign language?
Tea: *Signs "I think so"*
Ze'mer: ...What?
Mom: That assholes be like "I woke up like this" and I be like "BITCH GO BACK TO SLEEP!!" *Throws chair at Sibling, Shadow, Nalu and Rift*
Pha'Talo @ Sunrise: Roses are red, Violets are blue, why did you leave me Sunny, what did I do?-
Grimm: *Attempting to hug Dryya*
Pale: Ok.
Rift: *Ok hand*
Brumm: Ok.
Divine on the fucking roof: I SHIP IT
Quirrel: Mom, can I get a sip of that water?
Monomon: Its not water.
Quirrel: Acid? I like your style-
Monomon: Its Void.
Quirrel: Oh- what?
Monomon: Its Void, silly-
Isma: Jokes on you, the Shade army can break up, most of them are siblings or cousins-
Dryya, getting hugged by Grimm: If you love me let me go~
Grimm: *Lets go of her*
Dryya: ...
Grimm: ...
Dryya: *Runs*
Rift during the tunnel scene: Do you hear that?
Broken: We're getting close!!
The rock that's about to crush Rift: *Thomas the Engine theme*
Lurien: GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY *Yeets Millbelle*
LAW AND ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT
Silkuu: Close friends describe me as-
Zote: Stupid.
Dryya: What are you doing?
Hegemol: I'm making Holy water.
Dryya: You're boiling it how does that make it-
Hegemol: Im boiling the hell out of it.
Dryya: *Proceeds to jump out 13th story window*
Pale: Hi welcome to pizza hut *Trying not to cry* Let me guess pizza *Throws tin and starts sobbing*
Pale; Y'know what YOURE IN TIME OUT GET ON THE FRIDGE
Flower and Dryya who just set Deepnest on fire again:
Flower: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE-
Brumm: *Plays out of tune note*
Dryya: *Jumps a little but keeps walking*
Alafaya: Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane Tortilla! *Throws tortilla at Alula*
Radi: There is only one thing worse then the Shade Lord *points to Shade*
Shade: A cat
Radi: NO-
Oblivion: I like your accent, where you from?
Collector: Im Liberian.
Oblivion: Oh sorry *Whispers* I like your accent, where you from?
Everyone after the Grimm/Edolan Arc: *1 2 7 3 DOWN ON ROCKEFELLER STREET-*
Grimm: I love you bitch! *Points to Dryya* I am never going to stop loving you, BITCH
Dryya: GRIMM respect the damn restraining order-
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me, giving T5GK happy endings because fuck you: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Just a quick chapter for you losers. If youre wondering about the Grimm stuff, trust me, its going to make no sense if I explain it. By the way, Grimms name isn't Grimm. Its Scorch. Cookie to anyone who gets that joke.
I just needed something to bridge the one year time skip Im about to pull. Sorry if its a lot shorter than the previous one. I'll add more if I feel like it. Erase and Ascend, peace out.
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