Faded sanity AlastorX(Human!)Reader

Dad jokes and puns (-Bad-)

I don't own Hazbinhotel or The picture!.



(F/S)-Favorite Show 

(E/C)- Eye color


WARNING! Slight? NSFW
(Charlie: Isn't most of the story?-
Author: Touche')

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After you ate the tacos and rice that Joseph gave you that his wife brought him, You got some Marshmallows and went up stairs to your room. You watched Some (F/S) And when you were in the middle of it Alastor then rolled on top of you.

 "Al What are you doing?" you said as you felt his weight not to heavy on you but it was surely suffocating  in a way. Alastor groaned and you giggled as he dramatically moved around still on you. 
  "Im sooo Boreddd of boredom I can just throw myself out the window and scream like a manic" Alastor said putting his hand on his head and moaned (Not sexually).

 "Why are you so dramatic?" you laughed with the air you could breath, You then took your chance to push him off. (Also you're walls aren't thin so it would take a scream and the whole house to be quiet to hear.Especially from upstairs with the door closed.)
 Alastor then continued to move from the push and fell of the bed and you laughed and crawled over to the end to see if he was ok.

"Are you ok?" You asked and he wasn't there and you stopped laughing and felt a force pull you up onto your back laying down. 

 "What are you doing my darling ?no ones over there, Im over here-" Alastor said and you laughed as he kissed your cheek and he laid down cuddling you as you fell asleep.


~The next day~



(  Author: "SHaMpaiN ,CoCaiNe ,GasOlInE- AnD MosT ThInGs In BEtweeN-     "

Alastor:" .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .   . "

Author:"Ok I'll go away now- " *walks out of readers room*-" )



You woke up and looked over to see Alastor staring at you and you froze.

"You scared the shiz out of me Al-" You said and he chuckled pulling you into him , cuddling you as he moved your hair out of your face looking into your (E/C) eyes. 
"Your so adorable" You said and smiled smugly sticking your tongue out at Alastor as he put his forehead on yours. 

"What shall we do today?" Alastor said as you slowly got up Alastor following you from behind.

"I don't know yet" You replied and opened your room door and yawned a bit before going down stairs walking bare foot on the cooled floor, but the room temperature was nice and warm. You loved how school was called off because of the supposed killing spree was going on and you sighed as you walked down the last step of the stairs. 
 "Good morning (Y/n)" You heard Joseph say and you looked up to your left where the kitchen was.

 "Good morning Jospeh" You said walking over and opening the fridge door and closed it. You spun around to Joseph and he had Coffee and a tablet next to him on the kitchen table.
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  "Sorry Im just doing some work and I used your coffee maker also just so you know its still warm." He said and you nodded and walked away out of the kitchen to the down stairs hallway and did some laundry. 

After you finished you went upstairs and neatly folded your clothes and put them away, you inhaled and  exhaled looking around your room and suddenly felt arms slither around your waist and heard Alastors' voice in your ear.

 "What are you doing my darling?~" He said and you smiled mischievously  and replied.

"Nothing my - DEER" you said and it took a moment before Alastor realized the pun and he laughed. 
  "Your really quiet amusing my dear, but it doesn't make you anymore deer-main as me-"  (W H E E Z E-  Wth am I doing with my life-) He said and you turned around and laughed.

 "That Doesn't even make any sense!-" You said and sat on the floor.
  "I would sit down with you Darling , but Im not a Baby-SITTER-" Alastor said and you looked up at him.

 "Your jokes are horrible thats why there funny, but at least they dont leave you a DEER-saster" You said and giggled waiting for Alastor to come back at you. 
  
"Your right my darling! but at least my jokes are in line with Humanity!-" Alastor said and you got up and sat on the bed.

 "Why are you sitting on the bed? Im right here!" Alastor said and you felt your face flush and you looked down at your lap. You felt Alastor put two fingers under your chin and lift your head up to face him and look him in the eyes.

 "Your face is red as my suit darling!" Alastor said making you wheeze in embarrassment. 
  After you calmed down a bit Alastor leaned onto you and you found yourself leaning in also as he laid you down your back (btw  you were still siting on the bed-), And he kissed you as you kissed him back passionately. He broke the kiss so you could breath and he sat up and took off his gloves, and crawled back on top of you and kissed you again. (btw everytime I say' he's kissing you ' I mean he's french kissing you. I just had to let you know because In my mind thats what Im thinking most of the time-).
   As You both kissed, Alastors hands traveled up your shirt up and undid your bra and he started rubbing your breast in a circular motion making you moan as he squeezed them.

 "A-Alastor s-stop not right now" You said as he proceeded to do what he was doing and stopped after a bit. "I can't my darling your just so perfect" He said getting up off you.

 "But If thats what you really want i'll just go-" He said clearly teasing you , you sat up on the bed fixing your shirt as you looked at him your face still burning and you looked away quickly.

"Yes its what I want" you said a little fast and bit your lip. 

 "Why don't be shy dear it's only me-" You heard him say and you slowly looked at him,

That is the problem though. .  .  . You.





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Ahhhhhh another update and some more smut-
Anyways seeya next chapter!

~Nina~