salacious | sirius black

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𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖓𝖊

a/n: reader discretion *hightly* advised.

odessa xavier

   Lily slamed the compartement door hard when she came back from the train loo. "I just went to fucking piss, and I already see that damn brother of yours snogging with some 'Puff chick!" She groaned folding her arms as she crashed on the seat next to mine.

That damn brother of mine is Valerian Xavier, he's a year younger than us and a complete manwhore, on which he could totally shake hands with Sirius here, that's sitting across me. Valerian and Lily had a thing going on during the summer, unfortunately I once catched them (perfect that it had to be my brother and my best friend) hooking up in the bathroom, which me and Val share, and I spent the rest of that day trying to learn a spell with which I could blind myself.

Of course, it didn't work, I'm thinking I should have just shoved the wand in my eye or something, that would do it for sure.

Lily's been quite heart broken since he'd dumped her, and I'll just say that I saw it coming. My brother was never a relationship type of guy and neither was I, something we have in common.

  "Don't tell me you're still not over him, Evans." James huffed.

   Sirius scoffs, moving his head in James' disrection showing off his prominent jawline, "It hurts to break it to you, Prongs," He patted James on the back, "But she obviously isn't."

Everybody knows that James always had a crush on Lily Evans. I had to listen to him blabbering all summer about her, causing me and Sirius buy deafing potions for ourselves.

She was his darling, his Daisy, looking at her in a way every other girl wished a boy would look at her. And basically what James wanted, was Lily to look at him the way Sirius looks at himself.

  "My brother is a little bitch boy," I spat, crossing my legs, "Nothing new here."

  "He is!" Lily agreed, "Why would he say we don't have a future together?"

You two had a future, my brother just decided to ruin it before there could be any. Blame it on the comittment issues, bestie.

  "C'mon Lily, he's a douche and it's his loss anyway." Remus said trying to lift up her mood as he swinged his arm around her.

  "Aw, you're always so sweet, Remi." She gave him a friendly kiss on the cheek and I noticed James' face to turn into a scowl expression.

   I nudged my childhood friend with my foot in his shin and he winced turning his sight to me, "What?" I gestured a hand next to my mouth and cooed, "Stop scowling, Prongie." He chuckles softly, but then redirects his gaze somewhere out the window, probably sulking.

  "I'm surprised you haven't left to shag someone yet, Sirius." Peter remarked causing Remus to snort.

  "Ah no worries, there'll be plenty time to do that at Hogwarts," Sirius sneered, flashing me a short glimpse, "Have I mentioned the broomstick cabinet next to-"

   I clicked my tounge interrupting his prying, "Keep the dirty business to yourself, will ya?"

  "Why so starchy, Odessa?" He provoked with a mischevious glint in his eyes, "Are you.. sexually frustrated?"

Sudden tightness of coversation made James span his focus back at us.

I scoffed and rolled my eyes at Sirius.