salacious | sirius black

c h e r r y c h a p s t i c k

𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖜𝖔

odessa xavier

"Xavier! Bloody hell, where have you been the whole time?" Lily pumped curiously at my income as we were getting off the train in Hogsmeade.

"Yeah, you've missed Lily giving head to Prongs in our compartement." Sirius joked.

Ha, Lily would never. She's a crazy chick but she would never ever consider orgie in Hogwats Express' train compartement.

Suddenly I felt a tad ashamed.

Why did I slept with Regulus again? Was it because I wanted to prove Sirius wrong?

My emotions were flustered, I don't know exactly what my motives were, Regulus just happened to be there, and that's it.

Lily punched him in his bicep, "Sirius!"

Sirius is drop dead gorgeous and well builted man. His strong muscled arms were very visible through his robes and he didn't even have to flex. His charming and witty personality plus his good looks were surely what brought all the ladies' attention to him.

Lily would be more likely to wince from the toughtness of his muscles, than Sirius from her small fists.

I scrunched my nose in disgust, "Can you be even more perverse?"

Sirius swinged his arm around my shoulders as we stroded our way to the Thestral carriages,
"Your wish is my command, love. Tell me the time and place and I'll show you."

The ego this guy has been provided with is unbelievable. Also, he could flirt with a fucking carpet if it meant that he'd get easily out of a certain situation.

I groaned, "I'm serious!"

"No, you are Odessa."

"Oh shut it!"

"Those 'Sirius' and 'serious' jokes are getting old, y'know." Lily rolled her eyes.

"That's facts," James jeered as he moved forward, now walking next to me," We haven't heard anything else since fucking first year."

"And Prongs takes his darling Lily's side again.." Peter muttered annoyed for everybody to hear.

Have I mentioned how much I dislike Peter sometimes?

"Shut up, future Potter family," Sirius retorted, "You're both just jealous you don't have a funny name like me."

Remus snorted, "I think that's exactly what they wish for, Padfoot."

"Relax man," James patted his best friend's back assuringly, "We weren't serious."

"You're a clown, Prongie." I jester.

Padfoot placed both of his hands at the edges of his mouth and shouted from full lungs, "SIRIUS BLACK IS SERIOUSLY BACK!"

Few giggles emitted from a group of girls that stood nearby. Does being an idiot seriously works?

"Was that necessary, Sirius?" Lily questioned in her silvery voice.

"Sure as fuck was! I had to be a bigger clown than Prongs, otherwise he would get embarrased in front of you, don't you know, Evans?" He claimed matter-of-factly.

"Well, well.." Our enemy with a nose of a toucan appeared next to us, "Look at that, the blood-traitor is back." He sickly retorted towards Sirius, meanwhile flashing a glare to Lily. Severus Snape crawled beside, acompanied by other Slytherins', who emitted in mocking laughts.