boy: hey, lyd, you asked me to meet you...?
lydia: you're the fish to my ocean, blushes
boy: stop it with the puns! don't you think i get enough of that with my name?
lydia: nemo, i didn't mean it like tha--
boy: people always say that! and they have a fucking great laugh out of it later! i thought you were diff--
lydia: NEMO! i didn't mean it like that! oh god, i'm sorry, that was the worst pun to confess with...
boy: -fferent, i thought you were special. i can't believe i actually lik--what?
lydia: well, if you can't believe you actually like me, brushes tears away, then fine. there's other fish in the sea, ain't there?
boy: the fu--lydia! come back! i--
lydia: stupid ol' fish pick-up lines, what the fudge, man.
boy: wraps arms around Lyd, squeezing her tightly, Lydia...
lydia: ...stop.
boy: i'm sorry i didn't listen.
lydia: i'm sorry i made those fish puns.
boy: you've found me, lyd.
lydia: ?
nemo: you've found the way to nemo's heart.
whoop! yay! an update after 4 days! missed y'all, thanks for the 200 FRIGGING READS OMGZ! i've also got a TON of new story ideas that'll be cute and based on writing prompts from those cute prompt books, hope you love them! they'll be up soon (with epigraph + first chappie)
THIS IS A CLUE TO MY NEW STORY! <3 really excited for it!
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Pick-up lines for the Needy
Historia Corta{ in the tune of "do you want to build a snowman"} so you want to build a stable relationship, c'mon I'll write this book lo•ve - some kind of feeling that people get when they see a hot other person (1) - when someone sees their soulmate(you really...
