SMG4 X Red Vs Blue X Male OC Insert Blood Gulch Saga

Season 1 Ep 7: Check Out the Treads on That Tank

Church, Axol, and Tucker still hiding behind the rock from the machine gun firing at them.

Church: My god, doesn't that thing ever run out of bullets?

Tucker: You know, in hindsight, we should have brought the tank.

Church: Hey, Tucker, what good is a tank gonna do us if nobody here knows how to drive it?

Axol: Well except Echo-

Then he got a call from Blue Base on earphones as he clocks it.

Axol: Hello?

Luigi on the Phone: Echo has been captured because of his plan to capture the enemy flag but got caught-! Wah!

Then call end.

Axol: well, Echo has been captured.

Church: Great now no one is able to drive the tank.

Tucker: Yeah, I can see how hiding behind a rock is a much better strategy.

Church: Well, yeah, but... oh man, I guess I gotta give that one to ya.

Meanwhile at Blue base

Caboose then hops on the tank sd the canopy closes as it turns on.

Tank: Hello, and thank you for activating the M808V Main Battle Tank. You may call me Sheila.

Caboose: Hello. Sheila. Big tank lady.

SMG4: It had an A.I.?

Sheila: Would you like me to run the tutorial program?

Caboose: Oh, that'd be very nice. Thank you.

Sheila: Tutorial program activated. This program is intended to instruct non-certified personnel in the use of this Scorpion class tank. Let's begin with some driving.

Caboose: Okay.

Then he drives the tank forwards as SMG4 notices Luigi standing where the tank was going forward too.

SMG4: Luigi look out!

Luigi: -his plan to capture the enemy flag but got caught-! (turns around) Wah!

Then Luigi ends the call as he runs right next to SMG4.

SMG4: Wait a minute, we can't allow him to drive a tank.

Luigi: Eh, it won't be that bad, it's not like the tank aims at our blue team leader.

Back to Simmons, Grif, and Meggy

Grif: Simmons. SIMMONS!

Simmons stops firing and steps down.

Grif: Man, that thing is loud.

Meggy: Well, get used to it.

Sheila drives by in the background as Simmons speaks.

Simmons: WHAT?

Meggy: Hey keep it down, I can hear ya over here.

Grif: Come on, let's sneak around the back of the rock and get 'em out.

Simmons: OKAY.

Grif: Keep it down! Jesus. Let's go, before they figure out what's going on.

Cut to Caboose having Sheila stranded on a tall rock and turning to try to get off.

Sheila: Now that you've mastered driving the M808V, let's move on to some of the safety features.

Caboose: No, no, wait, go back! Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?

Then Shroomy looks through a telescope and sees Caboose having a problem with the tank.

Shroomy: Huh. He has some driving problems with the tank.

Tari: No wait... I think he finally get it off already.

Back to Church, Tucker, and Axol

Church then peeks out from the side of the rock while Tucker & Axol is still standing behind it.

Church: (whispering) Psst, hey, they stopped firing.

Tucker: Why are you whispering?

Church: (whispering) Uhm... I don't know.

Axol: Umm. You do realize they're not there right?

Church: ...Oh.

Back to Grif, Simmons, and Meggy

Grif: Aw, crap, I don't think we're gonna be able to get around this way.

Simmons: Tell me again, uh, why did we get out of the jeep?

Sheila rolls up right behind them.

Grif: Well, I guess it was this or sit there and watch you shoot rocks all day long.

Meggy: Yeah, and also due me a favor, try not to kill Axol.

Grif: You mean a humanoid Axolotl?

Meggy: Yeah that.

Sheila's turret looks at Grif, then at Simmons, then Meggy as they speak.

Simmons: Well, at least that was fun.

Then they turn around behind them as they meet the tank.

Grif: Holy CRAP. What in God's name is that thing?

Meggy: Uh... Good luck!

Then she runs away.

Grif: Well... fuck.

Then scene cuts to Church, Tucker, and Axol to see a vacant Warthog.

Church: Tucker, don't be stupid. They're just trying to draw us out.

Tucker: No they're not, look - they left the jeep. They're gone.

Axol: Plus they might be somewhere to find a shortcut to us.

Church: Well, I don't know about this. It seems pretty fishy, but... alright screw it, let's go get it.

Then the scene cuts to Sheila's HUD as her cross hair slowly homes in on Grif's head.

Grif: Dude, hold still. I don't think it sees us.

To Be Continued