The screen opens up with Blue Team standing there right next to Church's dead body while Tex is repairing the tank.
Church: I am not happy about this.
Caboose: I have an idea. ...I HAVE AN IDEA!
Tucker: Yeah, we heard you the first time, Caboose, we were just ignoring you.
Tari: Come on, it won't hurt to try.
Caboose: Thank you. Since you possessed that Red guy, and took control of him... why don't you just possess your own body?
Church: Oh I see, so that way I would be living inside of my own dead body.
Caboose: Yes.
Church: Unable to move, just, laying there, rotting in the sun for all eternity.
Caboose: Yes.
Church: Okay, Caboose, I'll be sure to get right on that.
Caboose: I think you are a mean ghost.
Axol: It doesn't even physically impossible since well... his corpse was kinda burnt from tank fire.
Tucker: Dude, you really stink.
Church: What?
Tucker: Your body, it stinks.
Shroomy: Since we can't find a shovel, we just wait while leaving your body there, we don't want bugs to come over the blue base.
Church: Okay, Tucker, the first chance we get, you are going to bury my body.
Tucker: Quit your bitching, nothing's going to happen to it.
Shroomy: Well, it will happen any time Tucker.
Church: It's a freaking indignity! My body fought hard for this army, and it deserves to be laid to rest.
Tucker: Get over it, you're already dead. What's the worst that could happen now?
Caboose: Hey, Church, look, birds! Why are they flying around in circles?
Shroomy: Umm... they're called Vultures. An omnivore that eats animals and plant matter
Church: (as a sigh) Nuh, God.
At the Red Base
Grif: Okay, I'll go again. I spy something.. that begins with...
Simmons: Dirt.
Grif: Damn! How did you-
Simmons: Well, because you did rock last time. That's all that's out here, is rock and dirt.
Grif: Yeah, this canyon sucks.
Simmons: Why don't we just talk to other members of the red team, they seem interested.
Grif: Yeah, but most of them were weird.
Back to Blue Team
The Blue team looking at Tex fixing the tank
Church: How long do you figure until Tex fixes the tank?
Tucker: Not much longer. She said it's going pretty well. The gun's almost working, and then she'll get it moving again.
Church: (sarcastic) Oh, that's just fantastic.
Tucker: Why would that upset you?
Church: Because as soon as she gets the tank online, she's gonna use it against the Reds, and they're all gonna die.
Tucker: The Reds dying is a good thing. Well actually, Echo will be pissed if- Oh wait, she won't kill his friends. Thank god.
Church: No, Tucker, it's not a good thing. As soon as we beat the Reds, Tex is outta here. And I still haven't figured out a way to get that A.I. out of her head.
Echo: Which A.I.?
Church: Well, a raging A.I.
Echo Thoughts: Oh crap, Omega, or O'Malley.
Caboose: A.I. ...
Church: Shut up, Caboose. And if I don't get it out before she leaves...
Tucker: If she leaves you won't ever find her again.
Church: Right.
Tucker: So what're you gonna do?
Church: I guess I'm gonna do the only thing that I can do. I have to warn the Reds before she fixes the tank.
Tucker: You're switching sides?
Church: Sorry, guys. I don't have much choice.
Luigi: Yeah, wait, why again?
Echo: Omega the rage A.I.
Luigi: Uh-oh.
SMG4: Yeah, just warn the Reds about this.
Caboose: Church, uh, wha-what happens when the Reds out here.. to stop Tex, and then they come also with guns and they find us..?
Church: I'll try to help you as best I can. Good luck, guys.
Church then fades away.
Caboose: Does this mean I should try to kill Church now?
Tucker: I tell you what: kill me. I promise not to come back.
Caboose: Hey! LOOK AT THIS. (focusing on Donut)
Tucker: No.
Caboose: They have A GIRL. They have a girl!
Tucker: A what?
Caboose: A girl, a girl! Look! Pink armor!
Tucker: Oh man, how come they get a girl?
Echo: uh, you guys do realize that it was a guy named Donut, the one who stole our flag and ran past Caboose after our friendly talk.
Tex: (from below them) Uh, you guys realize that I'm a chick, right? And that I'm standin' right here? And also, there was one girl on your team while there were 4 girls in the red team, right?
Tucker: Yeah, Tex, but when we say a girl, we mean a girl-girl.
Tex: And what the hell does that mean?
Caboose and Tucker: (backing up from the edge of a cliff, out of Tex's sight) Nothing!
Tucker: Wait a second. If Tex heard that, do you think she heard Church's secret plan to warn the Reds about her?
Caboose: I don't know... but I think I know how to find out.
Caboose steps back up to the edge, looking down at Tex
Caboose: Hey...! Tex! Uh... Did you hear Church's secret plan to tell the Reds that you were fixing the tank?
Tex turns back to the tank then Caboose backs up to join Tucker.
Caboose: I don't think she knows. (fade to black) ...Unless she can read minds... She can't read minds, can she? ...Can you hear what I'm thinking?
SMG4: (Sigh) Idiots.
To Be Continued
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