Tony texts the wrong number instead of Pepper when he's feeling down and the stranger decides to help him cheer up.
This starts a beautiful friendship.
Sitting in detention was worse than dying from gunshots or stab wound. He took out his phone. Ned was busy with simping on Betty trying to get a date and MJ looked like she hated him so he texted the old group.
Kid
Hey the two boomers.
The group chat notification dinged and everyone came instantly online.
Boomer
What?
Cooler Boomer
What?
Kid
By any chance do you know Captain America?
Mr. Old and everyone
Why?
Kid
I gotta know if he was really a stupid or played dumb to fool the Nazis.
They turned to Steve who looked puzzled.
Cooler Boomer and Boomer
I suppose you could say we knew him during war time. You can ask what you want
Kid
Ok so anyone of you two wanna debate me on his stupidity and probe me wrong If you can that is.
They looked at Steve who made a determined face.
Boomer
I was his best friend practically so I'll do it.
Kid
Ok.
Question 1 Why the fuck did he dive the plane into the Antarctic when he could have jumped off it at a good height.
They looked at Steve snickering. He covered his face with his hands. "I am stupid".
Boomer
That was just one time. Give one more example that he's stupid that I can't counter and I'll admit it.
Kid
Game on.
Q2- In the book that interviews him he says about his whole story and how his best friend asked him to not anything stupid. Right?
Everyone
Keep Going
Kid
And the dude laid on a grenade, volunteered for an experiment that could kill,raided the nazi base himself with a tin cap shield and crashed the plane in the ocean. I'm waiting for your answer good sir.😇
Steve screamed into his palms. "I'm stupid. So so stupid". They laughed at his reaction.
Boomer
Ok he's stupid. But you can't roast him cause I heard he's a pretty good roaster.
Kid
Yeah?
Boomer
Consider me Captain America. Come at with all you got
Kid
You asked for it.
Fuck you.
Boomer
Language
Kid
Liar. You're from Brooklyn and that too from 1930s. The place was known for cursing. I can't believe that you didn't swear.
Everyone
BUUURRRRNNNN
Kid
Where will I ever use this Sex Ed knowledge
Boomer
You? Never
Everyone
OOOHHHHHHHHH
Kid
Good one. Rich coming from the 100+ virgin that couldn't get laid cause he was stupid to jump out of a plane and go to a dance.
They burst out laughing while Steve looked at the text chuckling himself.
Boomer
Ok you win.
Kid
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They were dying of laughter and Tony was holding his heart while Pepper herself supported him while laughing. Steve only glared at Tony.
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"What are you gonna do about the internship". Natasha asked as they ate dinner. "I've figured everything out. His Oscorp Internship result will come in 20 days and I'll be employing him as my personal intern in 3 days". Pepper said eating.
They protested bit shit up with a warning. "Either it's my intern or Oscorp's intern". She said and they immediately shut up.
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3 parts done for the book I announced and it's coming great if I dare say so myself. I'll publish when done with 5 chapters. Peace and stay tuned to not miss it.💖💖💖
