Willy pov
After my mans told me he had three kids, I was kind of shocked. I didn't know he had three kids and I definitely didn't like kids.
I was walking on the beach when I saw charlie sitting by the edge of the water. I was curious as to why he was on the island so I approached him.
"Charlie, what are you doing here???" I asked
"I wanted u back. I love u willy. I swear violet and I was a one-night thing. we were drunk." charlie stands up and looks at me
"Woah calm down Jamal. no need to pull out the nines." I backed up.
"you hurt me tho. making out with a green dude in OUR chocolate fountain" charlie argues.
"it's not my fault. I love Shrek. but I don't know about his secret" I sat on the sand.
"what secret???" charlie asks
"he has three kids" I reply
"and he kept this from you? I treat you better." charlie replies
Charlie climbs on me. the sun was setting and he starts kissing me.
I don't really care. I'm so overwhelmed I just return the favor.
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A/N: what am I writing? i don't even know. hop21pet had the same idea and it just kind of spiraled from there. i want to write one about the Teletubbies next lol
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