Willy Wonka X Shrek || Crack Fic •

chapter 1

willy wonka had just broken up with his toxic ex boyfriend, charlie bucket. charlie cheated on him with the big blueberry girl violet.

willy put all of his trust into charlie but charlie betrayed him. at least willy still had his chocolate factory.

without charlie controlling his life, willy was happier. his father's business was thriving and he had more money than ever.

since he was now free from charlie, he decided to take a vacation. He hadn't had a vacation since starting the factory.

willy decided to go to his private island called wonka retreat. (pretty basic and obvious name) that's where he grew his cocoa beans. he also had people rent out the houses there.

willy arrived in Tuesday. on Thursday, he met the most hot man ever. willy was in love with a tall smexy ogre named shrek.

shrek had broken up from Fiona and decided to have a get away.

shrek and willy ate chocolate together in the hot tub and had pillow fights in the chocolate fountain.

it was love at first sight. willy and shrek couldn't be happier.