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Willy Wonka X Shrek || Crack Fic •

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Willy and Shrek get very spicy in the bedroom 🥵🔥 🌶️ 🍋 Then their toxic exes show up 😤😠😡🤬 But is it real love? 🤑🥴🤕🤪 Disclaimer: Not for small children who love shrek unless you want to be scarred for life. 18+ Best ranking: #69 in shreki...

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chapter 9

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by little-gremlin9

by little-gremlin9

                                    
                                              Lord farquaad pov
                          I was texting one of my exes, big boi shrek and he said he was on a private island owned by a skinny chocolate maker or whatever. I just wanted to see my old mans again.
                          It has been really lonely in my castle without shrek to hold me. I really missed his spicy behavior.
                          I got on my dragon and flew down to the schmancy island to see shreky. Ooh im so excited. 
                          I flew into sight of the island and saw shrek waiting by a mansion. I hopped off the dragon and sent her away. 
                          "Shrekyyy! Its been so long darling." i said kissing him roughly. He groaned and picked me up.
                          He carried me into the mansion and you can guess what happened   ; )