Upon reaching the nightclub, y/n stopped dead in her(his) tracks. Right before her(his) eyes was the Cooper Gang van, the fountain having been destroyed.
Y/n: woah, they already destroyed the fountain.
She(He) smiled little before heading around to the back, entering through the ventilation shaft. Once she(he) reached her(his) destination, she(he) climbed down onto a pipe, perching on it as she(he) saw the money-loving lizard and the snarky raccoon, his ringed tail swaying a bit as the two went back and forth in a pointless argument.
Y/n: (Heh... Well the term "ringtail" does suit him well, I'll give him that...)
"Dimitri, hand over the tail feathers and we can both walk out of this without getting the police involved. We can--" Sly was cut off by Dimitri.
"So...Raccoonus Doodus, you're totally bumming my house up and bringing me down! So very uncool... Why can't you let the birds and bees be free, bro?" Dimitri said with his terrible grammar.
"Listen, Dimitri, you have no idea what you're dealing with; it'll bring more than your house down." Sly warned.
"Look, bro, I see that you are a tough cowboy, a man with taste, style, vision, a connoisseur of the finer things, like me. Look, I'm sure that two cats in a bag like us can work something out, yeah? We smoove, yeah? Look... You see the money, you like the money, you can take all you want! I can--" Sly cut the lizard off.
"No deal. You and the rest of the Klaww Gang have to be stopped. Clockwerk will never again see the light of day. Ist hand over the tail feathers and we can--"
The Klaww Gang must be using the parts for their own sinister plans, though it could all just be part of something much bigger than that too...
"What is with this clocks, bro!? Have you no vision? Are you hearing what I beam to you? You think you have juice? Don't show me a little mind when talking about such big things... You think you can swing the bat? Show your bling and let me shine you!"
Okay, I'm done listening to this nonsense, because it's gong nowhere...
"I have no idea what you're saying, and your suit--"
Before Sly could finish his insult, Y/n leaped down from the pipe she(he) was perched on, causing an echo to sound upon landing.
Y/n: (oh crap!)
Both Sly and Dimitri turned as she(he) rose, coming closer to them with her(his) boots echoing on each step. Emerging from the shadows, Y/n came into view, swaying her(his) hips as she(he) walked, a hand on her(his) hip.
Y/n: Ok, I think I've had enough of listening to you two argue like children. So instead of playing with each other, why not settle this like real men, hmm?"
Sly: You must be the new girl, I'd assume. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Y/n: You would be assuming correctly, and the pleasure's all mine. You must be Sly Cooper from the notorious Cooper Gang, am I right?"
"The one and only, but you're rather popular yourself, Miss." He replied. "You're quite the assassin from what I've researched on you. But I wonder...is there a pretty face hiding beneath that lovely hair of your?" He leaned in a bit, his fingers grazing her chin, lifting it upwards to gaze at him as the raccoon cracked a smirk.
Y/n: You're quite the sweet talker too; the rumors about you don't lie, that's for sure."
"New girl, baby, come crawlin' to me, yeah?" Dimitri cut in.
Y/n suddenly scoffed. "Tch... Flirt all you want Lizard, but my answer is no. The only thing I came here to do is to make you turn off this racket so I can finally get some sleep. I haven't gotten but maybe a couple hours each night and I'm getting tired of listening to this junk you call music."
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"You Sly Raccoon..." Sly Cooper x Male Reader (turn into a girl) Gay Love
Adventure"When your a master thief, there's one golden rule: you steal from other thieves." You brought your favorite video game: Sly 2: Band of Thieves and you excited to play. But what happened if you turn into a girl and your game stuck you in it? Meeting...
