"You Sly Raccoon..." Sly Cooper x Male Reader (turn into a girl) Gay Love

Location, Location, Location

"Alright, guys, time to find that battery!" Murray said excitedly as he exited the Safe House, heading out for his mission.

When he was nearing the RC Combat Club, he noticed his binocucom going off, Bentley trying to contact him. "Okay, Murray, so rumor has it that several off duty guards meet in that cabin for an RC Combat Club."

"This is gonna be great! I haven't been in any RC Combat since that job we pulled in Istanbul -- it was awesome!" He said before disconnecting, heading out for the cabin.

He quickly opened the door and slipped inside, but there was just one small problem... How was he gonna compete if he looked like himself? "Hmm... How do I get any info if I can't compete?" Murray wondered aloud, until he felt his binocucom going off again. "Huh?" He reached back and grabbed the device, Bentley contacting him again.

"Those guards will never let you into the Combat Club without a disguise."

"Yeah, I kinda figured that out..."

"However, that old moose head up there should be just the thing you need to get into that Combat Club."

"Okay, so what do you want me to do?"

"Well, since there's no way for you to get up there, I'll have you hide out in a far corner while I send in Sly to get that moose head for you."

"Gotcha, little buddy!" Murray said before hiding out by a bunch of chopped logs, using them as his cover.

"Okay, Sly, you're up. I need you to go out there and help Murray. I'll fill you in on what to do when you get there."

"Roger that." He waved, heading for the exit.

"Don't do anything stupid." Y/n teased, flashing him a smirk.

"Well, I can't make any promises." Sly played along as he made his leave, you giving a small chuckle at his response.

Once he left the hideout, Sly made quick work of getting to the RC Combat Club cabin, slipping in through the front door. Just then, he heard a voice from his earpiece. "Alright, Ringtail, it looks like you're gonna have to climb up and grab a stuffed moose head for Murray."

Sly suddenly smirked. "Oh? And I thought Bentley was going to fill me in on the details."

"He decided to draw up some more plans for the heist, so you're stuck with me."

"Not that I'm complaining."

He heard Y/n scoff. "Yeah, I'm sure..." Sly also knew she(he) was most likely smirking, judging by the playful tone in her(his) voice. "Anyway, all you have to do is climb up to that platform where the head is at and give it to Murray, but whatever you do, do not get caught by the guards. If they catch you, this whole plan will be a bust."

"Right, right, stay in the shadows and keep on the down-low, I got this, Y/n."

"Uh-huh... Just don't get caught and we're golden."

"Got it. See ya then, hot stuff." He clicked his tongue, Y/n groaning.

Y/n: (oh my god, when is he ever going to stop?)

"I swear, you're impossible..." She(He) then disconnected, Sly chuckling.

"But she(he) still loves me."

"I heard that, Ringtail, now hurry and get a move on."

Sly quickly and quietly made his way toward the moose head, easily slipping past the unsuspecting guards and climbing up a nearby pole. He leaped over the wooden wall in his way and again, slipped by the guard. The raccoon then hooked his cane onto a closed crane claw used to grab and hold large logs, swinging onto the other before landing on a large log. It was then he noticed a large saw blade. Just before he could leap, however, it spun. Sly froze, not wanting to get shredded. It was then the saw blade stopped, and he took that small opportunity to leap onto the tip and to the next platform, sighing in relief.